Someone sent me these quotes...they are great!!!
Bob
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There's Nothing In The World Worse Than A Big Dick With A PRICK Attached To It!!
Anonymous
When someone pays you a compliment saying (Thank You) doesn't necessarily commit you to having sex. Miss Manners
Live, Live, Live life's a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death!
Auntie Mame
I wouldn't suck your lousy dick if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your balls!
Female Trouble (JohnWaters 1974)
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
Steve Martin
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Woody Allen
God gave us a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time.
Robin Williams
Sex on the whole was meant to be short, nasty and brutish. If what you want is cuddling, you should buy a puppy.
Julie Burchill
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
George Burns
Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it is going to last.
Anonymous
Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
Woody Allen
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.
Henry Miller
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
Anonymous
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
Lynn Lavner
There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex . . . People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats.
Elton John
No sex is better than bad sex.
Germaine Greer
Bob
*******************************************************
There's Nothing In The World Worse Than A Big Dick With A PRICK Attached To It!!
Anonymous
When someone pays you a compliment saying (Thank You) doesn't necessarily commit you to having sex. Miss Manners
Live, Live, Live life's a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death!
Auntie Mame
I wouldn't suck your lousy dick if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your balls!
Female Trouble (JohnWaters 1974)
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
Steve Martin
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Woody Allen
God gave us a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time.
Robin Williams
Sex on the whole was meant to be short, nasty and brutish. If what you want is cuddling, you should buy a puppy.
Julie Burchill
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
George Burns
Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it is going to last.
Anonymous
Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
Woody Allen
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.
Henry Miller
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
Anonymous
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
Lynn Lavner
There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex . . . People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats.
Elton John
No sex is better than bad sex.
Germaine Greer
