mustangman
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DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!
Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman.
Since
she had to
go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave
the
key under
the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter,
and
I'll mail
you a check."
"Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog Spike. He won't
bother you.
But, Whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to
my
parrot!"
"I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"
When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following
day,
he
discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever
seen.
But, just
as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching
the
repairman
go about his work.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his
incessant
yelling, fussing and name calling. Finally the repairman
couldn't
contain
himself any longer and yelled,
"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"
To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"
See-- Men just don't listen !
Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman.
Since
she had to
go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave
the
key under
the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter,
and
I'll mail
you a check."
"Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog Spike. He won't
bother you.
But, Whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to
my
parrot!"
"I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"
When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following
day,
he
discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever
seen.
But, just
as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching
the
repairman
go about his work.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his
incessant
yelling, fussing and name calling. Finally the repairman
couldn't
contain
himself any longer and yelled,
"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"
To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"
See-- Men just don't listen !
