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From what I have read, I suspect that the gentleman we refer to as Jesus (Christ) would be embarrassed on good days, and freaked out the rest of the time at the messages that have been concocted in his name. Sorry, Pal, it's not your fault.
 
Saints Peter and Paul.

Glasses makes her a L?

Actually I thought it was the inner ear formation (like labia perhaps?)for the females and for the men it's when the ring finger is longer than the index finger................*LOL*

I miss the 80's when a moustache was the sign of a gay man. (they are coming back into vogue.. YAY! Well, what? They were great for hiding stretch-marks.

Shanon, you are OK by me. I for one appreciate your honesty and I think you are just fine. As long as outwardly and in your behaviors you continue to be good to the sisters, think anything you want to.

Remember boys and girls (and girly-boys), at one time one could be killed for being left-handed. After all it was the sign of the devil in you. Does anyone care anymore? Being gay will surely follow. How many centuries it will take is another story. :-)

So now back to Jeebus. He was followed around by 12 MEN who left their wives and homes and farms and businesses to follow him. Are we sure they were all 100% straight?


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Keven, you're doing that thing we talked about again...stop that now!

Shanon, what you said is offensive, but completely understandable...and a big part of the problem. It's called ignorance. Please, take your head out of the sand and educate yourself. Being gay is as much of a choice as your being straight. And when you can honestly tell me that you can change your own sexual orientation, then you'll have a leg to stand on. What if I said that I just can't agree with being straight because I couldn't possibly see what any man could see in a woman? I mean, ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!! But I know that there are men who are attracted only to women, and women who are attracted only to men. Then there are those who simply are not because they are not "wired" that way. And they cannot change that, just like you can't change who you are.
 
Shanon

Hi Shanon. You didn't offend me at all. My dad used to say " If you hang around Fags, you;ll become a Fag. Well that is NOT true. The majority of my friends both guys and gals are straight. Although if I were Samantha, I'd MAKE them gay!!! But my straight friends have never rubbed off me and make me straight. Never will happen. It will be snowing in hell and I'll be ice skating on the lake of fire First. So don't worry, we are NOT contagious. So take care and Im glad that you are part of AWG. I LOVE appliance lovers.....Bill in Az....
 
Then, of course, we have...

...the bisexuals. Now those folk are a real threat to humanity and civilization as we know it. They refuse to be categorized - how dare they! Personally, I think they are decadent gluttons - playing with oysters and wieners all at once, when most of us are having a hard enough time getting one or the other. Disgusting!

And what about the surreptitious and highly sophisticated Bi Agenda, that has been chipping away at the fabric of society for centuries? Here we have true subversiveness. These people are out to fondle and screw everybody - gays and straights alike. They move comfortably amongst both men and women, ready to ensnare the unsuspecting into their web of sexual perversion. They are so sneaky that they've managed to evade biblical condemnation.

Beware the Bisexual!

Rapunzel
 
Maybe so Rapunzel, but the homosexuals, by far, have the most effective "recruiting" methods. It said so in the video!! I think some even may have won awards for that!! Why, if I "get" two more converts this month, I'll win that new toaster oven I've been wanting. Fabulous!!
 
My friend David

My friend Dave SWEARS he's straight. Well, I think not. The way he acts around me and he is sooo interested about asking me about gay sex. What straight guy would do that??? He's married and is a clone of Ryan Seacrest. I really love him as a person, but he makes me VERY mad by denying that he MAY like guys. I told him, "Don't put labels on anything" You just happen to be married to a girl (EEWWW) and you may also like d*ck. We've never DONE anything yet, but that WILL change when I get him drunk. He also is an alcholic, but a nice one. Well, if it was meant that we were to be a couple,by now. But we're not. Maybe I need to do a Tarot card reading on him, but he says my witchcraft scares him. Oh, well what's a pretty girl like me, what to do??? Find someone else. I HATE closet cases.....Bill in Az.....
 
but he says my witchcraft scares him

LOL, I love scaring people by using witchcraft, its one of my most favorite pastimes.

***waves arms****
boo
 
Try it you'll like it.

~Maybe so Rapunzel, but the homosexuals, by far, have the most effective "recruiting" methods.

*LOL*

What cause me to ponder is the IDEA that just being around "it" and trying "it" once will have a person hooked.

Is straight sex that bad that one can be persuaded to hop the fence so easily? Or are straights defaulting to what is expected of them without regard for their own true drives?

On the Kinsey seuxality scale of 0 to 6 there are an infinite number of measurements and possibities. Why are we so obsessed with defining and measuring that which is fluid?

Sexuality is also defined by the culture, language and the era /time period into which one is born. One's way of thinking is also limited by these things. Before Christianity Ancient Greeks had a male and a female lover; and it was EXPECTED and seen as good for their culture.

In a truly free culture everyone would be bi-sexual acting and have a preference in their hearts.

Andrew: I remember thinking as a kid WHY would my parents WANT to sleep in the same bed EWWWWWWW.

The bottom line is: a warm moist hole is a warm moist hole.
They all stink and they are all pink on the inside. No one is superior to anyone based on where they plant their seed.
 
It really works

Hi Robert. Back in the 90's I developed a cataract in my left eye. I went to the doc. and he said it's a real simple surgery and I can go back to work the next day. I told him "F$ck no I will never have surgery. My mom says I channel Jill Abbott. Well I used my craft and my crystals using the book "Crystal Healing" by Dale Walker and in 6 months the thing was GONE. I went back to the doc to let him check. He said"OMFG its gone" and I said I didn't have surgery, he said I know you didn't cuz there's no scar. Now I just need to conjure me up a husband, but I need to find the right spell. Any suggestions????.....Bill in Az....
 
Oh that's easy.

Learn to cook and clean, and sew and do laundry. Learn to say "Yes dear", "You are right dear", "Sure dear" "Do whaterer you want dear" "Yes I'll bottom every night dear". And wait on them hand-and-foot like their mothers did. Understnt tht you baggage is evil and theirs is a must-have.

LOL and in 15 to 20 years they will still trade you in for a younger model with a bigger..... uhm..... wallet.
 
It's weird

I must be a Walk-in. My X Ed came over the other night and we were together for 15 yrs. and broken up now for 6 yrs. We broke up cuz he has no clue what monogamy is, but He thought he could lie about it an no one would know. Well, not with this pretty blonde witch. But anyhoo, He brought his down feather pillows over to wash them in my Duet. I might buy him a Duet, not sure yet, but he said to me "Bill, I know who you are, but I DON"T KNOW you. You are NOT the same Bill Anderson that I knew". He is right, I need to do some research on this. Anybody else experience this???....Bill in Az....
 
After reading all of this, do you remember?

O Zepher winds which blow up high, lift me now so I can FLY!
 

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