Slaughtering The English Language.

[toggleswitch2]

I'll take an "A" please for $500.

So many spelling mistakes, incorrect usages, homonyms used in place of the desired verb/word. LAck of subject -verb agreement.

More bizarre when posted on a major/large banner/sign.

Apparently this vehicles is very lonely and does not like to socailize with other vehicles. It wants its solitude.

 

[toggleswitch2]

Seen In Manhattan's Chnatown. Lack of subject-verb agreement (plural-singular).

Sorry about the content of the window. This is Manhattan and no one thinks anything of it.

OK I showed you mine; now show me yours.

 

[oldhouseman]

The spelling

is ok but....

 

[oldhouseman]

A few

missing letters can change everything...

 

[oldhouseman]

I wonder

what's being served here?

 

[oldhouseman]

I would not

want to live in this neighborhood...

 

[oldhouseman]

Did they

leave anything out??

 

[oldhouseman]

Make sure

you use the correct Lady...

 

[oldhouseman]

Where exactly

is the front now??? Or is it the back???

 

[oldhouseman]

At least

someone is trying to be polite about bringing trouble.

 

[oldhouseman]

I have seen

a few gay bars that should have this sign up....

 

[oldhouseman]

Lake what?

oh yea, SURPRISE!

 

[oldhouseman]

Oh my...

REALLY?

 

[hydralique]

Too Funny!

And I'll bet that Vermont maple syrup is mighty tasty indeed . . .

 

[toggleswitch2]

High in protein and unsaturated fats.

 

[oldhouseman]

Talk about

...anguished english!

 

[oldhouseman]

Army

WHAT??!!

 

[toggleswitch2]

awww isn't the 5th guy from the left nice helping the 6th on up off his knees.

 

[oldhouseman]

The low grease

stops what??

Poor ol' duck...