Someone please help me translate this Calypso Commercial.

[maytagneptune]

I would want to translate to english. I tried Google Translate but It would either pick it up incorrectly or not at all. can Someone Help?

 

[pulsator]

Here’s the English version...

 

[iej]

I don't know why I'm reminded of this Ariston/Hotpoint advert for the Aqualtis: