The 15 Creepiest Vintage Ads Of All Time

[may63]

You will have to log into Facebook when you click on the link, but then it should bring you to a page called "The 15 Creepiest Vintage Ads Of All Time" (I hope!)

I think the one with the Lysol has been on AW before...eeewww!

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[scott55405]

Somehow I knew it was going to be one of those Lysol ads. (oh my)

The Chase and Sanborn one must be from the I Love Lucy era.

Very fun and interesting..

 

[jeffg]

Any way to access these without setting up a Facebook account? It's a privacy nightmare.

 

[strongenough78]

OMG those are CREEPY! Kind of funny but then not.

 

[thomasortega]

Imagine a bear naked on his bed laughing histerically at 1 am.

If I can copy those ads I'll try to post them here.

 

[thomasortega]

What do murder, pedophilia, suicide and a baby tiger have in common? They have all been used to sell stuff in these amazingly disturbing vintage ads!

These are real, untouched advertisements from the good old days. It doesn't matter if it's lovely ladies or adorable clowns, somehow these old-time ad wizards found ways to traumatize us while peddling everyday products.

Enjoy them now, call your therapist later!

15. White Bread Demon
"Bread is swell, but what I'm really excited about is eating jelly made from the blood of the innocent!"

 

[thomasortega]

14. French Suicide Sausage
It's enough to make you want to eat Kosher forever.

 

[thomasortega]

13. A Girl Around The House
It's nice to have a girl around the house... especially if you are a psychopath serial killer who makes women into rugs!

 

[thomasortega]

12. Chubby
Who needs self-esteem when you can have a free fashion book for chubbies? Also, proving that advertising weight representation has always been screwed up, the girl pictured is totally not chubby.

 

[thomasortega]

11. Christmas Weapons
The family that guns together, has funs together.

 

[thomasortega]

10. Eye patch. Shirt. Baby Tiger
Sexy?

 

[thomasortega]

9. Chase & Sandborn Spanking
She totally deserves it. Seriously, what kind of woman doesn't "store test" for fresher coffee?

 

[thomasortega]

8. Fry's Chocolate Nightmare
Nothing wants to make consumers buy chocolate more than 5 faces of a sickly kid looking 5 different shades of miserable.

 

[thomasortega]

7. Root Beer Baby!
Mama, please DO NOT give your baby another glass of Root Beer. It is clearly doing something horrible to him. He is terrifying.

 

[thomasortega]

I can't stop laughing.... I need to go to the bathroom, BRB.

 

[thomasortega]

6. Locked Out
You better wash out your privates with Lysol, or your husband will install cartoon locks on the door.

 

[thomasortega]

5. Pears Soap Disaster
"Pears Soap- now with such a soothing lather, you won't notice that your baby has gotten into a horrible accident!"

 

[thomasortega]

4. Postage Meter Murder
"Is it always illegal to kill a woman?" This is a truly important question and makes us want to buy a new postage meter.

 

[thomasortega]

what is a postage meter?