red_october
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Airline Revenge
Last year I went to Vegas. Comming back, the fat fellow next to me who had hair places I didn't rightly know you could have hair (the face of his nose for one), decided to take up my space as well. Fortunately I had the window seat and could retreat into the cavity created by the curve of the aeroplane body. Anyway I got my revenge on him when they served lunch durring severe turbulance (about six feet to a transition); he began getting somewhat airsick, but I was not troubled, so I began greedily eating my sandwich. The fat guy took one look at his and put it in his seat pocket. He took one look at me, turned green, and I swear I could hear him thinking "He's not eatin' that sammich, he's not eatin' that sammich..." HAHAHA
Last year I went to Vegas. Comming back, the fat fellow next to me who had hair places I didn't rightly know you could have hair (the face of his nose for one), decided to take up my space as well. Fortunately I had the window seat and could retreat into the cavity created by the curve of the aeroplane body. Anyway I got my revenge on him when they served lunch durring severe turbulance (about six feet to a transition); he began getting somewhat airsick, but I was not troubled, so I began greedily eating my sandwich. The fat guy took one look at his and put it in his seat pocket. He took one look at me, turned green, and I swear I could hear him thinking "He's not eatin' that sammich, he's not eatin' that sammich..." HAHAHA

