Toilet paper. At least 18 rolls. Right now I have 30. It was on sale for a dollar off.
Food. I've got a month worth of meals, just counted them. I'd need to refresh bread and milk.
Beer. I've got 2 1/2 cases. Almost a month worth. It was on sale too.
Cigarettes. Just started hoarding those. Price goes up September first, every carton I hoard saves me $7.
Having been consigned to a retirement home by my family, much of what I used to collect has been sold or shuffled off to Goodwill/Salvation. Brother is storing my laundry set, just in case I ever get an actual residence again.
I made a major capital investment today, a Fry Daddy so I can make fish sandwiches. Those frozen fillets just don't work in the oven. I'm sure you understand.