This One Is Way Too Much...

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Here is what I think should be the winner!

"Dear Sir or Madame"

" I am not an expert in the particular machine you seek to have repaired, nor do I have on file a specific person who is nor do I have any duty to find you one.

As I have suggested twice before, the Automatic Appliance Website has numerous members around the country representing countless years of experience and resources in restoring many different and exotic machines. No one person holds the wizzard's key to all machines, we rely on the synergy of the group to enhance the experience of other memebers with questions, hence the forums. We even have an archive section you can search for past discussions on the machine you seek to repair, thus avoiding the message boards you seem to abhoore.
(Free)

People write and join to gain knowledge and resources for parts and repairs, which is the exact occasion of your question. We are not in the customer service business, but in the support group of people with similar aesthetics.


I get these kind of people on my turntable website too. I just refer them to one of the known Dual repair facilities. But in this case, I don't think you'll find a Bendix repair facility for a washing machine that old.
 
Dear Sir/Madam,

As you do not wish to participate in a discussion with the members of AW.org who have more experience in their right nipple than you will ever pretend to have, might I suggest you contact a fine service organization by name of A&E in your area. I'm sure they will give you the proper amount of attention and level of service you deserve...

RCD
 
Thanks Whilcool, for choosing my draft. Robert, I think, has something more succinct in mind for this.....person who thinks.. she is Miranda Priestly on the rag prior to lunch. "Do you not understand me? I do not do message boards."
What a freeking c**t.
What I think is sweet is how people love and want to protect Robert for this wonderful website, and we need to stave off the detractors like the Knights who say "neigh".
 
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If nothing else works, perhaps the Crawford Touch might be successful...
 
Play Dumb!

My apologies. Now what state did you say you lived in?

when he responds. Delaware.

email him back. 'great! What part of Delaware?"

if he responds back... same thing "great!"

You're in LUCK! I found a place that specializes in Bendix. Their toll free customer service number is 800-555-1212. Ask for Elo Hass (which is asshole backwards! ha!) He was very helpful. Please give him a call for further help.

I'm glad I could be of assistance to you. Best of luck and please be sure to send us pictures of the restore. I'd be more than happy to post them on the message board.

Thank you and God Bless.

LOL!
 
"Sometimes, Delores, you have to be a high riding bitch, because sometimes being a bitch is the only thing a woman has to hold on to." Now go out there and hang my laundry in January, and use six pins, not five, Delores.
 
Brettsommers- ssslaaap, LOL, that's from Queen Bee, ain't it? LOL alr2903 p.s. i always admired Joan:-)
 
Yep, Queen Bee:

"Don't you look sweet, even in those tacky old riding clothes?"

"Any man's my man if I want him!"

"I'm an outsider. They hate outsiders. Oh, they're polite enough - that's how they are. You don't know the things they've made me do trying to protect myself. And how ashamed I've been sometimes because of them. You don't know how they are. But you'll find out, as I have how they whisper, small talk, laugh! As if you have to be from the South to be any good! Oh, they're so smug and namby-pamby! I wish I could get rid of them as easy as this trash!"

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Not a huge fan of H. L. Mencken, but I do like something he used. I've used it myself and it always shuts 'em up. Oh, and it doesn't matter whether or not it's appropriate to the situation, either:

Dear Sir or Madam:

You may be right at that.

Sincerely,
 
LOL, after I didn't respond I just received the same email 5 times for our Bendix owner...

I am in Delaware and purchased a vacant 1936 house that I
am restoring and in it is a Bendix Automatic Home Laundry System Machine.
Is there anyone that can restore this to working order?
I am NOT interested in getting involved with message boards, so
that is not an answer. Provide me with the answer to the
question as asked. Message board is not the answer. Thank you


My response:

You might be able to find some one on our Discussion group...

tee hee, I can't wait to see what comes next.
 
Robert -

That kind of message would really get under my skin and I'd have a hard time not sending something back in kind. My reply would probably be:

Sir or Madame,

I am the webmaster here, not the site's library for individual member skill sets and locations. The site works through the message boards, plain and simple. You stand a good chance of getting what you want if you use the site as it is designed. If you don't get involved with the boards, then you don't get what you need from aw.org. It's that simple.

I have not had trouble understanding you, PERIOD.
I have not refused to help you, PERIOD.
It is you who does not understand me and have refused to help yourself. You won't use the format of this site, and I am unable and unwilling (based on the tone of your note) to take my personal time and energy to find answers for you. PERIOD.

Is that too nasty?

G
 
Oh yeah, Robert. After that last e-mail that came in from this psycho, I think it's time for you to just shut him/her down. It looks to me like you've got a borderline cyberbully on your hands. Walk away.
 

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