This One Is Way Too Much...

[filter-flo_rob]

Retro-Man Jon, a/k/a/ Samantha: If he is not a turnip by now, he will be an artichoke shortly. Signed filter-flo Rob, a/k/a/ Endora!

Jeez Robert, Sorry to hear about this whole mess. Some people ... where do you go from here without getting pissed off? Did you put his email into your "send to Spam folder." Let us know if you get more as I surely will start sending him emails.

Rob.

 

[sudsmaster]

Try Googling "chiszme"

Has user accounts on gardening, radiators, and old TV shows message boards. Only posts on the old TV shows board.Age 35, Bday 10-17-1973. Male.

 

[filter-flo_rob]

LOL

Let's all email him the following question:

Can you tell me if there was a television program in the 1950s called I Love Lucy? Who were the stars? I think one of the stars had a first name of Lucy, but I'm not sure.

Please email me directly because I don't post on message boards.

Signed,

Mr. Bendix.

heh heh heh ... Rob.

 

[retro-man]

Filter-Flo Rob: Thanks I needed a good laugh this afternoon. Been out trying to clean frozen leaves off the lawn for the last time. As Tuthill said I wonder what he recieved and how much. Wish there was a way to see or everyone can post what was sent? Just JOKING. We no doubt would overload the server that Rob has this site going through. LOL
Jon

 

[toggleswitch2]

~Try Googling "chiszme"

It's pronounced "jism", just in case one wonders..........

 

[andrewinorlando]

Oh Steve....only you!

 

[soapnsuds]

chriszme or chiszme?

I thougth the email was chRiszme not chiszme???

 

[sudsmaster]

Yep, you're right. Sorry, I typo'ed.

It's Chriszme.

Although I think Toggle likes Chiszme better, lol...

 

[foraloysius]

Robert, I'm very very disappointed in you!!!

As a webmaster of this club you should have dropped everything immediately, should have said goodbye to Neal for a week and taken that week off from work. You should have jumped immediately in the truck even without warning Neal to stay away from the classics in the basement. Ofcourse your toolbox was already in the truck for weeks waiting to be used at such a project. Off you should have went to Delaware to restore that Bendix within the shortest time possible after which it should have been the most shining and well functioning Bendix we would have ever seen on this club. Ofcourse food shouldn't have been important, you should have only eaten a sandwich hastily and a few hours sleep in a sleeping bag next to the Bendix should have been enough. Ofcourse you should have done this restoration for free and on top of that the owners should have found a box of classic low sudsing Dash as a present in the Bendix. With a "Don't mention it" as if they said "Thank you" you should have headed back to Minnie again without getting any compensation (gas prices are dropping anyway) to pick up things as you had left them and as if nothing had happened. Such should be the life of a webmaster Robert!!! Such is life!!! You really really really really really disappointed me......!!

 

[sudsmaster]

Not fair, Louis!

We are a team and as a team we must all share in the blame for not dropping everything and chartering flights from all corners of the world to converge upon this 1936 Delaware dump to restore that Bendix home laundry to pristine condition.

Everyone is to blame.

Sigh.

 

[foraloysius]

What's next?

Reading between the lines I somehow get the idea you are suggesting that I should have dropped everything immediately too and crossed the ocean to help in Delaware too? Well let me tell you such guilt trips don't work with me! And I am definitely not the webmaster. HA!!!

 

[pulsator]

Chop chop Robert!!!!!

While your at it, I found this mint treasure, would you mind giving it a quick rebuild, paint job, find the original agitator NOS of course as well as an NOS wringer head? Can't be too much trouble, the shell is there, so you must be able to make it like new in a day or 2!!!!

 

[sudsmaster]

Louis,

It's quite simple, really.

You're either on the bus to Delaware, or you're not.

When Bendix beckons, the world must respond.

 

[foraloysius]

No Rich,

The question was wether Robert was on that bus or not. He suuuuuuuure wasn't! LOL

 

[rolls_rapide]

"Sir or Madam"

Don't you mean "Sir or MADMAN"?

 

[toggleswitch2]

May I call you Myron?

Ah. Sounds like Chrism......much better.

Chrism - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[whirlpolf]

email polite-o-rama

Robert, why don't you convince Her Urgentness to use this little nifty gadget before emailing you again? (of course you would need a version with a US main plug, not like this European one)
)

 

[sudsmaster]

Didn't Popeye used to date Chrism?

 

[sdlee]

Id say

take the bendix to this area (name a place behind a closed business in a dark alley)

there will be several of my repair men there to help you ( fist in hand smack) and "fix" your problem!!!

then let us on this board give them an attitude adjustment for disrespecting our main man

 

[pturo]

I have a response for HIM(meare suggestion)

Dear Mr. Whatevercrawledupyourasslasttuesday,

It is with little regret and some happiness that I inform you that I cannot help you with your restoration of the afore mentioned defunct and moribund machine you posess and begrudgingly wish to restore, but I do feel sorry for the machine.

Because of your expressed personal disdain of "message boards", I did post your original, and subsequent washing machine emails to me on this subject myself to the group you so choose to not involve yourself with that has years of experience with these issues, to garner a response for you.

Almost overwhelmingly, about 98%, came back with, and I have to paraphase and encapsulate for time and space "TELL HIM TO GO F**K HIMSELF!"

You can get some cyber therapy from Ms. Prickhards school of obidience www.msprickhards.com but after that, you will be begging, not demanding my services.

I hope to see your picture on the wall of my local Post Office soon, and not as a stamp buying option, asshole!