THIS ONE'S FOR JASON!

[lightedcontrols]

just too funny!

Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A blonde lady walked by and asked what they were doing.

"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder."

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement & announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.

Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde?" "We ask for the height and she gives us the length."

Bubba and Junior are currently doing government work supervising the reconstruction of those New Orleans Levees.

 

[jasonl]

No way man.

Boudreaux and Thibodeaux are already on the job.

 

[jasonl]

Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were out fishin and Boudreaux had to bring there lil' baby along cause da wife was out getting her hair done. After a while a funny smell took over in the boat. Thibodeaux said, "Hey Boudreaux, dat baby's makin a bad smell over dere, hoo boy, I t'ink he done caca'd in his pants. You needa change dat diaper.". Boudreaux smiled at Thib and said, "Dat's ok, Dem diapers are s'possed to hold about 6-12 pounds and he only got about 3 pound of @#$@ in there."