iheartmaytag
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THE ITCH
Once upon a time lived a beautiful
Queen with large breasts. Ted the Dragon Slayer
obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the
penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch
them, but he had to try. One day Ted revealed his secret
desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the
King's chief doctor. Horatio thought about this and said
that he could arrange for Ted to more than satisfy his
desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it.
Without pause Ted readily agreed to the scheme.
The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching
powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's
bra while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching
commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal
Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the
King and
Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four
hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had
shown that only the saliva of Ted would work as the antidote
to cure the itch.
The King, eager to help his Queen,
quickly summoned Ted to their chambers.. Horatio then
slipped Ted the antidote for the itching powder, which he
put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Ted worked
passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent
breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved,
and Ted left satisfied and hailed as a hero.. Upon returning
to his chamber, Ted found Horatio demanding his payment of
1,000 gold coins . With his obsession now satisfied, Ted
couldn't have cared less and, knowing that Horatio could
never report this matter to the King, and with a laugh told
him to 'get lost'.
The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same
itching powder into the King's underwear. The King
immediately summoned Ted.
The moral of the story.............
Pay your
bills
Once upon a time lived a beautiful
Queen with large breasts. Ted the Dragon Slayer
obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the
penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch
them, but he had to try. One day Ted revealed his secret
desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the
King's chief doctor. Horatio thought about this and said
that he could arrange for Ted to more than satisfy his
desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it.
Without pause Ted readily agreed to the scheme.
The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching
powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's
bra while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching
commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal
Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the
King and
Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four
hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had
shown that only the saliva of Ted would work as the antidote
to cure the itch.
The King, eager to help his Queen,
quickly summoned Ted to their chambers.. Horatio then
slipped Ted the antidote for the itching powder, which he
put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Ted worked
passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent
breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved,
and Ted left satisfied and hailed as a hero.. Upon returning
to his chamber, Ted found Horatio demanding his payment of
1,000 gold coins . With his obsession now satisfied, Ted
couldn't have cared less and, knowing that Horatio could
never report this matter to the King, and with a laugh told
him to 'get lost'.
The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same
itching powder into the King's underwear. The King
immediately summoned Ted.
The moral of the story.............
Pay your
bills
