Too Funny . . .

[hydralique]

This appeared on Jalopnick - "Ten Cars And The Type Of Women They Attract". They're all good, but number 8 is the zinger.

http://jalopnik.com/5117022/ten-cars-and-the-type-of-women-they-attract

 

[toggleswitch2]

Vroom-Vroom.

Car as substitute phallus or phallic symbol. Imagine? Who woudda thunk it?

In that case mine is small, dark, manually operated, has lots of mileage and seats four! *LOL*

I have a dark green (almost black) '98 Saturn SLII, with a stick.

(BTW what is "mileage" called in metric lands?)

 

[toggleswitch2]

.... and it does not attract women (hopefully)...............

 

[gizmo]

"mileage" is called "fuel consumption", it is measured in litres per 100 km, so a low number is good.

Ford Falcon about 12 l/100km
Ford Mondeo about 9 l/100km
Ford Focus about 8 l/100km
Ford Fiesta about 7 l/100km

My Peugeot 307 Diesel about 5 l/100km, about 4 on a long trip.

Chris.