irishwashguy
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I thought that this was quite entertaining.Enjoy
Two Girls Fight over a Maytag Neptune Washing machine
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toggleswitch
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OK~~ now that is cool.
The butchy one had me nervous though.
(I'm persoinally dying to hear what Jason has to say....)
The butchy one had me nervous though.
(I'm persoinally dying to hear what Jason has to say....)
jasonl
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Is that a girl? Boys don't have boobs like that.
Had those washers been Frigemores with glass windows, instead of evil Maytags with solid metal doors, the blond could've easily shot the butch girl, thus gaining access to the washing machine.
I was hoping they would FIGHT! as in CAT FIGHT!
Had those washers been Frigemores with glass windows, instead of evil Maytags with solid metal doors, the blond could've easily shot the butch girl, thus gaining access to the washing machine.
I was hoping they would FIGHT! as in CAT FIGHT!
toggleswitch
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...and pregnant, too!
jasonl
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Is that possible?
I saw a special on DHC last night about a woman who had twins in her womb. BUT after ultrasound they found a 3rd baby. What happened was the 3rd baby was ectopic, burst the fallopian tube and the baby attached itself to the OUTSIDE of the uterus. Now that's weird. I thought I'd share that.
I saw a special on DHC last night about a woman who had twins in her womb. BUT after ultrasound they found a 3rd baby. What happened was the 3rd baby was ectopic, burst the fallopian tube and the baby attached itself to the OUTSIDE of the uterus. Now that's weird. I thought I'd share that.
Also on cable TV last night
There was a show about Carnival freaks. Chang & Eng, etc. Some of these folks were actually mutants of multiple births that went awry. 2 heads, one body, 3-4 legs. One lady had one head, one body, 4 legs, 2 vagina's. She married and gave birth to 5 children. 3 from one, and 2 out the other. LOL
Vewy interwesting.
There was a show about Carnival freaks. Chang & Eng, etc. Some of these folks were actually mutants of multiple births that went awry. 2 heads, one body, 3-4 legs. One lady had one head, one body, 4 legs, 2 vagina's. She married and gave birth to 5 children. 3 from one, and 2 out the other. LOL
Vewy interwesting.
toggleswitch
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Carol. honey. TMI.
ROARING
ROARING
jasonl
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2 WHAT?
Does that mean double the pleasure?
Go ahead, pick one.
Does that mean double the pleasure?
Go ahead, pick one.
jasonl
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Did the husband have two of each as well?
toggleswitch
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Of course I 'm a virgin, dear................
Imagine. She can be the class s**t with one and still save herself for marriage....
Imagine. She can be the class s**t with one and still save herself for marriage....
I'm was being serious!
Hey, it's cable TV....and yes, there was another story about one guy who had 2 of "them" too...out of one body. They had some crazy stuff on there. Check it out...the show was called Carnival Freaks..just wished I could remember the channel.
Freaky freaky stuff....
Nooooo, I was not on drugs or drinking either.
Hey, it's cable TV....and yes, there was another story about one guy who had 2 of "them" too...out of one body. They had some crazy stuff on there. Check it out...the show was called Carnival Freaks..just wished I could remember the channel.
Freaky freaky stuff....
Nooooo, I was not on drugs or drinking either.
toggleswitch
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oh child, there is a draft in here.
2 WHAT?
Does that mean double the pleasure?
Go ahead, pick one.
Cross-ventilation?
2 WHAT?
Does that mean double the pleasure?
Go ahead, pick one.
Cross-ventilation?
panthera
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you are all just, sick, sick, sick
This was obviously meant as allegory. Clearly the two women were symbolic for the never ending battle of domestic versus import, top loader versus front loader, low-suds versus high...
Reading anything else into it is just perverse.
Huh?
Oh... (blush) just got back an email on this from a friend (he's lesbian).
Oh, dear.
Well, I guess you could see it THAT way, too.
Sheesh.
))
This was obviously meant as allegory. Clearly the two women were symbolic for the never ending battle of domestic versus import, top loader versus front loader, low-suds versus high...
Reading anything else into it is just perverse.
Huh?
Oh... (blush) just got back an email on this from a friend (he's lesbian).
Oh, dear.
Well, I guess you could see it THAT way, too.
Sheesh.
))
toggleswitch
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--wink--
jasonl
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It was actually meant to be funny. Two girls duking it out over a washer. They were pretending to be using huge guns and weapon, when in fact, they were hiding behind two washer or dryer doors going "bang bang" (shush Toggle) like little kids.
Two penii. That might be interesting to have, after one's done, switch to the other one while the first one "reloads".
Two penii. That might be interesting to have, after one's done, switch to the other one while the first one "reloads".
panthera
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jason,
I think I take a pass on that "one" - managing one of the one-eyed monsters takes up enough of my time as it is. Can you imagine having two trouser snakes demanding your attention 24x7? They wouldn't want to take turns (you always let HIM go first, you don't like me, you never liked ME)...
and if a cute guy (sorry, reverse as applicable) walked by you'd pass out from blood loss and fall over cause of shifting weight distribution...
Not to mention double the viagra bills...
And what if one turns out to be "straight???!" Gah, he wouldn't even be willing to share the same undies...
I think I take a pass on that "one" - managing one of the one-eyed monsters takes up enough of my time as it is. Can you imagine having two trouser snakes demanding your attention 24x7? They wouldn't want to take turns (you always let HIM go first, you don't like me, you never liked ME)...
and if a cute guy (sorry, reverse as applicable) walked by you'd pass out from blood loss and fall over cause of shifting weight distribution...
Not to mention double the viagra bills...
And what if one turns out to be "straight???!" Gah, he wouldn't even be willing to share the same undies...
westytoploader
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That was hilarious! If you read the comments below, one person said "beautiful babes". I'm sorry, but only the blonde was hot! But only Jason & I (so far) are able to see it...;-)
Did anyone happen to catch the part at the end, where the other girl came in? Even though there were Neptune washers in there, she happened to be loading a Neptune dryer. You can tell by looking at the door opening...thought I'd point that interesting blooper out.
--Austin
Did anyone happen to catch the part at the end, where the other girl came in? Even though there were Neptune washers in there, she happened to be loading a Neptune dryer. You can tell by looking at the door opening...thought I'd point that interesting blooper out.
--Austin
toggleswitch
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oh Austin, even I was looking at their perky parts, er I mean eyes and smiles.
Good catch though youngster.
signed,
the closet hetero
Good catch though youngster.
signed,
the closet hetero
panthera
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Oh, Austin,
it is not that we don't *see* it. We aren't blind. My very first thought *was*, hmm, the brunette needs a bit of eye-shadow here and those jeans, I mean, r e a l -ly, dahling ...
it is not that we don't *see* it. We aren't blind. My very first thought *was*, hmm, the brunette needs a bit of eye-shadow here and those jeans, I mean, r e a l -ly, dahling ...
jasonl
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They were both hot, each in their own way.
The butch girl was the protagonist and the blonde b*tch was the bad girl. Gay people are nicer (assuming the butch girl is gay).
The butch girl was the protagonist and the blonde b*tch was the bad girl. Gay people are nicer (assuming the butch girl is gay).
toggleswitch
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Gay people are nicer
Mon ami,
This is not helping the macho image you are after.
Taissez-vous!
*LOL*
Mon ami,
This is not helping the macho image you are after.
Taissez-vous!
*LOL*
panthera
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I think he meant it ironically..
after all, he knows US.
after all, he knows US.
jasonl
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Well, macho guys aren't very nice anyway. Although I like big macho man stuff like 18-wheelers, cars, motorcycles, powertools, I'm actually not a big macho guy (you've met me).
Taisez-vous! --> Shut up! WHAT?
LOL
Taisez-vous! --> Shut up! WHAT?
LOL
lavamat_jon
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Erk! That's like me and Darren over his Quartz whenever I'm round his .
Jon
.Jon
panthera
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18-wheelers, cars, motorcycles, powertools
me, too. I mean, who doesn't?
Macho-men, no thanks. Got one in one of my classes right now. Keep having to bite my tongue not to let him have it. Thinks he's the god's gift to women...
Figured out why last week...ran into him in the men's room.
Yup, you guessed it. I figure I had more when I was 10...
And that explained alot.
Real men don't have to act like John Wayne on steriods...they act like what they are, people.
Straight or gay.
But I still think the brunette needed to do something with her hair, I mean, HON-estly, did you see those ends? Like heavy-duty spliss there...
me, too. I mean, who doesn't?
Macho-men, no thanks. Got one in one of my classes right now. Keep having to bite my tongue not to let him have it. Thinks he's the god's gift to women...
Figured out why last week...ran into him in the men's room.
Yup, you guessed it. I figure I had more when I was 10...
And that explained alot.
Real men don't have to act like John Wayne on steriods...they act like what they are, people.
Straight or gay.
But I still think the brunette needed to do something with her hair, I mean, HON-estly, did you see those ends? Like heavy-duty spliss there...
jasonl
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Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
The guys here about the same, abrasive, tough, trying to be macho but looking and acting like an a-hole. They think they're tough with their Chevy Silverados and Ford Super Duty Diesels. They love that power and flaunt it whenever they can on the road.
The guys here about the same, abrasive, tough, trying to be macho but looking and acting like an a-hole. They think they're tough with their Chevy Silverados and Ford Super Duty Diesels. They love that power and flaunt it whenever they can on the road.
toggleswitch
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Vas ist das? (points and laughs)
Klein klein klein
Klein klein klein
jasonl
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That said
I drive the most un-macho thing there is around. A VW Beetle, which is perceived as "sissy" and "got the F out of my way, piss-ant". Again, a reason for people to hate me.
I drive the most un-macho thing there is around. A VW Beetle, which is perceived as "sissy" and "got the F out of my way, piss-ant". Again, a reason for people to hate me.
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