Two Girls Fight over a Maytag Neptune Washing machine

[panthera]

Oh, Austin,

it is not that we don't *see* it. We aren't blind. My very first thought *was*, hmm, the brunette needs a bit of eye-shadow here and those jeans, I mean, r e a l -ly, dahling ...

 

[jasonl]

They were both hot, each in their own way.

The butch girl was the protagonist and the blonde b*tch was the bad girl. Gay people are nicer (assuming the butch girl is gay).

 

[toggleswitch]

Gay people are nicer

Mon ami,

This is not helping the macho image you are after.

Taissez-vous!

*LOL*

 

[panthera]

I think he meant it ironically..

after all, he knows US.

 

[jasonl]

Well, macho guys aren't very nice anyway. Although I like big macho man stuff like 18-wheelers, cars, motorcycles, powertools, I'm actually not a big macho guy (you've met me).

Taisez-vous! --> Shut up! WHAT?

LOL

 

[lavamat_jon]

Erk! That's like me and Darren over his Quartz whenever I'm round his .

Jon

 

[panthera]

18-wheelers, cars, motorcycles, powertools

me, too. I mean, who doesn't?
Macho-men, no thanks. Got one in one of my classes right now. Keep having to bite my tongue not to let him have it. Thinks he's the god's gift to women...
Figured out why last week...ran into him in the men's room.
Yup, you guessed it. I figure I had more when I was 10...
And that explained alot.
Real men don't have to act like John Wayne on steriods...they act like what they are, people.
Straight or gay.
But I still think the brunette needed to do something with her hair, I mean, HON-estly, did you see those ends? Like heavy-duty spliss there...

 

[jasonl]

Girls will be boys and boys will be girls

The guys here about the same, abrasive, tough, trying to be macho but looking and acting like an a-hole. They think they're tough with their Chevy Silverados and Ford Super Duty Diesels. They love that power and flaunt it whenever they can on the road.

 

[toggleswitch]

Vas ist das? (points and laughs)

Klein klein klein

 

[jasonl]

That said

I drive the most un-macho thing there is around. A VW Beetle, which is perceived as "sissy" and "got the F out of my way, piss-ant". Again, a reason for people to hate me.

 

[Maytagmom]

I'm gittin sum of deeze fer mah truck

I've seen these a few times going down the road. Swaying back and forth.

 

[Maytagmom]

Oh...

and if you didn't know....they go on the back of your trailer hitch...

Sorry...got so excited, I forgot to add that *little* tidbit.

LOL

 

[toggleswitch]

Jeez, I didn't know you could BUY those. *LOL*

 

[jasonl]

AND they come in BLUE too. Maybe I should put a set on my Bug to give it some masculinity.

 

[toggleswitch]

Go for flesh-tone. Anyone's flesh tone.

BLUE B**** JASON?

They will laugh even more.

 

[jasonl]

They don't laugh, they tailgate and almost run me off the road half the time. I wish I had a gun.

 

[toggleswitch]

Dont worry, sir. I will teach you NYC *traveling* attitude.

Such as "Get the F*** out of my way you half-baked mutation" & "If you mess with me, I kill you and feed you to the rats"...very effective.

 

[jasonl]

Actually, I don't want a NYC attitude. I just avoid the interstates and HWY 90 where all the angry-cajun-macho-truck-drivers are and take the back roads to work. It never fails, I'm on my way home today and while passing a slow 18-wheeler and damn silverado got right on my tail and as soon as he had the chance, before I had time to get over, he floored and whipped around me.

People are just too much in a rush, too angry, too aggressive, too stressed.

 

[jasonl]

BUT

The video of the girls fighting over a dryer was funny.

 

[DADoES]

I just now watched the clip. Very imaginative and well done.