Westing House

[peterh770]

A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves.

"What are you doing in there?" She asked.

The rabbit replied:
"This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?",

To which the lady replied
"Yes."

"Well," the rabbit said,

"I'm westing."


Sowwy... I couldn't stop myself.
Have a gweat day!

 

[thor]

Peter, are you shure the rabbit didn't pee on anything?

 

[maytagbear]

Why did the certain ethnic

salute the refrigerator?

It was a General Electric !

Lawrence/Maytagbear

 

[urarachu]

mmmmmmm rabbit....

I'm gonna eat good tonight!

 

[jasonl]

Rabbit Fricassee'

That's a big rabbit too.

Yes, that's right, I'm going to eat Thumper.

 

[appnut]

Peter, the version I hearde once was a mouse and westing while he had a cheese break.

 

[SactoTeddyBear]

Re: Mouses Break:

If I'm understanding it correctly, was so the Mouse could "Cut the Cheese" inside the Fridge!!!

The Pix in PeterH's Thread Posting, sure lookes like a Westinghouse to me, although for the cute Joke Story, what difference should it make anyway?

Peace and Fun Times and Cute Joke Stories, Steve
SactoTeddyBear...

 

[pulsatron]

repeated joke

I have posted this a fair while ago on another post but here goes,
Did you hear about the 2 cannibals named Kelvin and Mary?,well after a picnic Mary mysteriously went missing and despite intensive searching by the authorities she was never found, the police came to the conclusion that Kelvinator.
(Yes please nurse another blanket and another cup of tea before therapy.).
Cheers.
Steve.

 

[frontaloadotmy]

Make that Tea

Triple strength!!!

 

[toggleswitch]

Let's play bridge girls.

Said in another thread: I have one too.
(Corning single-element portable 120v smooth-top cooker).

I bought one of these at a Kitchen Design Center that was going out of business for 10 bucks...... its FABULOUS for entertaining when the girls stop over for bridge.....

Isn't Bridge grand?
it is said that all you need is a good partner or a good hand.