Debits to the window; credits to the door.
Commercial real-estate appraiser, currently.
"Show me what ya got, and I'll tell you what others are willing to pay for it."
Accountant for about 20 years before that.
During an audit: "There is an $8 million item on the balance sheet called 'Donation To Hospital' that you did not check, and you want to know why I wrote off $17.32 in the form of a 4 year old receivable as a loss?"
Shoe salesman in college P/T (*YAY* AL Bundy!)
"Honey, it's ok if they gap; it's not a diphragm."
"What color does it come in?" "Black brown, navy, red, taupe and white in a 5 to 10, in half-sizes except no 9.5 "What? NO YELLOW? Do you have a 9.5"
Appliance salesman @ SEARS P/T.
("Would you like a Maintenance Agreement with that?")
("Gas or electric?" "Gee I don't know, does it matter?)
(Is it hard-wired or plugged-in?" "Ida know." )
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