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In the middle of a wash load, for no reason whatsoever, the washer would freeze up. Everything would work fine (for a week or so) after you unplug it, wait 30 seconds, plug it back in, and restart the washer.
What if Microsoft made a washer?
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What if Microsoft made Washers?
When you pressed the cancel button, you would have to wait for 5 minutes for anything to react.
You'd have to pay to fix THEIR engineering goof-ups, or just buy a new washer which would have a whole different set of their mistakes engineered into it.
When it fails to function or react and you have to unplug and plug it back in to get it working again, a machine voice comes on and chews you out for not having turned it off properly.
It would often fail to recognize it's own pump motor.
It would automatically call it's own company when problems happen, and then not be able to understand the data due to thick regional machine launguage accents.
When you pressed the cancel button, you would have to wait for 5 minutes for anything to react.
You'd have to pay to fix THEIR engineering goof-ups, or just buy a new washer which would have a whole different set of their mistakes engineered into it.
When it fails to function or react and you have to unplug and plug it back in to get it working again, a machine voice comes on and chews you out for not having turned it off properly.
It would often fail to recognize it's own pump motor.
It would automatically call it's own company when problems happen, and then not be able to understand the data due to thick regional machine launguage accents.
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