Bandini touch
You have heard of the Midas Touch. I have the Bandini (a brand of fertilizer) touch today. I don't need a grenade, rock, or cinder block, just my presence. The compressor has probably bit the dust in my frig, my "old reliable" 84 Chevy just quit on me today, and my Ford Ranger won't start. If you want to distroy a washing machine, just let me come close to it. I am easily identified, I have a small rain cloud following me around.