And now a moment of levity . . .
While spending a couple weeks with his mountain-man grandfather, a young corporate executive noticed that the dishes weren't as clean as he would have liked. When he mentioned it, the grandfather always retorted "Those dishes are as clean as Kenmore and Cascade can get 'em!"
An odd explanation, as the grandfather lived off the grid and the kitchen lacked a dishwasher. About midway through the sojourn, the grandfather asked "Can you ride into town and pick up my mail, Jimmy? I don't get that much so once a week does the trick."
"Sure thing, Grandpa!"
Upon returning, he was blocked from getting back into the cabin by the grandfather's snarling hound dog and hissing cat.
"Leave him be! He's family!" bellowed Grandpa. Relieved, James went inside just as Grandpa remarked "Ain't never seen Kenmore and Cascade behave like THAT before."