Chris...I'm sorry...I shouldn't have teased you
..in a time of distress.
Friday night Instant Karma retaliated with a vengence at 3am! Some funky allergic reaction caused my stupid feet to painfully swell to twice their size, painful even to a gentle touch, and turning to an almost exact color match to your 1-18. The final result was to render me totally unable to walk.
I live in a 2 storey apartment, on the 2nd/3rd floors of the building! It took me 45 minutes to work my way dowstairs and outside.
I had called 911, and the EMS gent carried me like a baby to the ambulance. I was conveyed to the Ratzinger Radisson! To those not familiar with St. Louis, that's a local wag to St. Louis University Hospital aka SLUH, the reknowned teaching and healing Jesuit ministry of the Roman Catholic Archdiocese of St. Louis. Lesser known, is that the movie "Exorcist" was partly inspired by the role of a priest dispatched from this same facility eons ago to provide a "healing."
My Kirby's once again, showed versality. Vintage appliances are the best! Had I not had a few on each floor of the apartment to serve as canes I don't know what I would have done! I'm no porker, pretty skinny actually, but any of todays vacs would have snapped like toothpicks.
So go ahead and laugh, it's your right! I promise never to tease you about your tootsies again, nor use the Catholic Church as a prop. Yeah right, like I'm gonna keep that promise, LOL! But you have to admit, the karma is hilarious!
You've taken that appliance from beat up old derelict to sexy and beautiful! Can I be next? I promise I won't show my gratitude by breaking your toes!
Cheers,
John