Should we call him Mr. Homart?
Is he from some appliance brochure?
I may have seen him in one posted somewhere here…
— Dave
Is he from some appliance brochure?
I may have seen him in one posted somewhere here…
— Dave
Who is HE? Does the Iconic Man of AutomaticWasher.org have a Name?
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repairguy
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He was in Sears Kenmore washer pamphlets in the 60’s.
The figure has always reminded me of my former dentist (and friend), Dr. Black.
bradfordwhite
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The poor guy has a terrible case of jaundice, bowed legs, and a hairline that makes his head look like an ideal candidate for lab experiments.
Here he is turning one of Roberts displays. With those skinny arms and legs though, probably has an eating disorder. In that dapper shirt he's def. going to the clubs tonight.
Here he is turning one of Roberts displays. With those skinny arms and legs though, probably has an eating disorder. In that dapper shirt he's def. going to the clubs tonight.
Why don’t we call him
Washlot Sears? name pronounced “ Wash-shlot Sears”?
That Reminds me what about that chick at the bottom of the page in Vacuumland.org? What’s her name? Hava Klenar?
Sorry For the really bland and boring names, it’s 1:30 in the morning where I am
Washlot Sears? name pronounced “ Wash-shlot Sears”?
That Reminds me what about that chick at the bottom of the page in Vacuumland.org? What’s her name? Hava Klenar?
Sorry For the really bland and boring names, it’s 1:30 in the morning where I am
He's the ultimate mansplainer to mid-century housewives.
He was in the Use & Care Manual and Quick Start Guide for my parents' Kenmore matched washer and electric dryer pair, patiently explaining settings, machine behavior and warning signals in language the housewife could easily understand.
He was in the Use & Care Manual and Quick Start Guide for my parents' Kenmore matched washer and electric dryer pair, patiently explaining settings, machine behavior and warning signals in language the housewife could easily understand.
Well I actually show shots of him at work because there are a lot of things even in plain, simple words people like my customers and even co-workers don’t understand…
— Dave
— Dave
bradfordwhite
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He's the quintessential gay man working in the customer service industry.
A slight uppity demeanor as we can see on his facial expressions.
Knowlegable and approachable to the target demographic.
Chatty office gossip.
With the health issues stated it shows the consequences of his after hours partying with the boys.
Real life equivalent: the Jack Plotnick character of Barrett on the sitcom Ellen.
A slight uppity demeanor as we can see on his facial expressions.
Knowlegable and approachable to the target demographic.
Chatty office gossip.
With the health issues stated it shows the consequences of his after hours partying with the boys.
Real life equivalent: the Jack Plotnick character of Barrett on the sitcom Ellen.
bradfordwhite
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Our poor bow-legged friend.
What sex positions was he trying that got his legs so messed up?
What sex positions was he trying that got his legs so messed up?
I'd call him Ken More
I was thinking Art Homart…
— Dave
— Dave
I have always found it curious that most of the men in here seem to be gay, is it over 50% of all men here gay or is it much ,more?
I am a Platinum gay never been with a woman (Yuk
Platinum gay is something I’ve never heard of
But I know that I think I actually am platinum gay
But I know that I think I actually am platinum gay
bradfordwhite
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I was going to claim Gold star but then I read this and now I'm not sure if it applies.
I would think I'm a level below Platinum but this makes it look like Gold is above.
It stuff like this that's constantly threatening my gay card privilege's.
Surely Mr. Homart would know the rules on this important issue.
I would think I'm a level below Platinum but this makes it look like Gold is above.
It stuff like this that's constantly threatening my gay card privilege's.
Surely Mr. Homart would know the rules on this important issue.
LOL I’m just gonna call him gold star
Wait a minute, I’m a platinum gold star oh my god
Wait a minute, I’m a platinum gold star oh my god
Here I am doing my best Arthur Essar (S-R, Sears-Roebuck) Homart:
— Dave
— Dave
