Forgive me Father, for I am about to sin.........
For English press "one"......
Para Espanol oprima el numero dos.....
For English press "one"......
Para Espanol oprima el numero dos.....
Who says compuerization is progress?
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dj-gabriele
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Hahahahahaha! I'm crying for all the laughing!
Religion is not usually a proper topic here.
Glad it is seen as funny, I did not mean to offend anyone!
Glad it is seen as funny, I did not mean to offend anyone!
Toggles,
Everything which regards the human condition is going to have some blue haired queen with red talons and discord in her heart screaming to Samantha that the children are misbehaving again.
Everything. Especially if it raises a laugh or cracks a smile.
I figure, that's what the sandbox is for and if some folks don't like it, they should just take their dollys and go play somewhere else.
When I have something to contribute to the other fora, I conduct myself as the lady I ain't but should be.
But here, I let down me hairs and enjoy the wit, wisdom and folly of this wonderful organization.
This one is too good, just too good.
Thank you!
Everything which regards the human condition is going to have some blue haired queen with red talons and discord in her heart screaming to Samantha that the children are misbehaving again.
Everything. Especially if it raises a laugh or cracks a smile.
I figure, that's what the sandbox is for and if some folks don't like it, they should just take their dollys and go play somewhere else.
When I have something to contribute to the other fora, I conduct myself as the lady I ain't but should be.
But here, I let down me hairs and enjoy the wit, wisdom and folly of this wonderful organization.
This one is too good, just too good.
Thank you!
Keven
The thanks go to me....Since I sent it to Toggles.
He must have played it at least 10 times before he decided to post it.
It is a good one.
-GadgetSwitch
The thanks go to me....Since I sent it to Toggles.
He must have played it at least 10 times before he decided to post it.
It is a good one.
-GadgetSwitch
sdlee
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as chevy chase once said hahhah hhahha I LIKE IT!!!
That was Soooooo WICKED!
Gary,
My thanks go to you both. A belly full of laughs is a good way to start the day.
My thanks go to you both. A belly full of laughs is a good way to start the day.
Toggle, thank you for your wicked wit and for deciding to post this. I laughed out loud! Hilarious. Todd
lederstiefel1
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Wooohoo great!!!!!
I sort of recall a news story a few or maybe many years ago about a drive-through confessional... perhaps it was in LA or Las Vegas? Not sure.
Outside The Box...!!!
Lol....priceless, now that should be top ratings soon...and this comment says it all!!!
" OH my goodness!!! I'm Catholic, and that is sooo funny! I knew right away it was a comedy skit of some sort. But the truth is we all had those times when we're like "is this door thick enough?" or "am I far enough away from those other people?" If people get upset about this, they need to lighten up. True, the Sacrament is holy, but we can have a little fun too
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Lol....priceless, now that should be top ratings soon...and this comment says it all!!!
" OH my goodness!!! I'm Catholic, and that is sooo funny! I knew right away it was a comedy skit of some sort. But the truth is we all had those times when we're like "is this door thick enough?" or "am I far enough away from those other people?" If people get upset about this, they need to lighten up. True, the Sacrament is holy, but we can have a little fun too
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catholic confession
I once WAS catholic, too (or shouldn't I better say, I was brougth up the (foolish) catholic way), so I know this procedure quite well! (grinning)
I remember that nuissance of the weekly confession procedure - did it twice or so when I was about 11 or 12 but never went again later as I found it absolutely ridiculous, so I really had to chuckle about that scenery.
I'm glad that I'm an atheist meanwhile and a strict objector of all religious stuff.
This is all psycho-crab to control peoples mind.
Stop praying - start washing! lol
Cheers from over the Big Pond - Ralf
I once WAS catholic, too (or shouldn't I better say, I was brougth up the (foolish) catholic way), so I know this procedure quite well! (grinning)
I remember that nuissance of the weekly confession procedure - did it twice or so when I was about 11 or 12 but never went again later as I found it absolutely ridiculous, so I really had to chuckle about that scenery.
I'm glad that I'm an atheist meanwhile and a strict objector of all religious stuff.
This is all psycho-crab to control peoples mind.
Stop praying - start washing! lol
Cheers from over the Big Pond - Ralf
Actually I pray that our washers are not required to use even less water.
It's getting to the point that farting on a pile of clothing may soon be considered "green dry-cleaning".
(Ducks and runs)!
It's getting to the point that farting on a pile of clothing may soon be considered "green dry-cleaning".
(Ducks and runs)!
Yes,
but are those skid marks free of asbestos?
Stop, it Steve - I just spewed me coffee all over the desk. Missed the keyboard, but just barely.
but are those skid marks free of asbestos?
Stop, it Steve - I just spewed me coffee all over the desk. Missed the keyboard, but just barely.
Shocking!
I saw a 60 minutes interview with a former Mafia hit man. He said he'd killed about 20 people over his career. When asked about his relationship with the Church, he said he went to confession (for the first time in 20 years). After it was all said, he was worried that his penance would be a massive taks, but the priest simply told him to say 10 Hail Marys and 10 Praise the Lords, and not to do it again.
I find that a bit hard to comprehend.
Maybe the priest didn't want to be the next victim.
I find that a bit hard to comprehend.
Maybe the priest didn't want to be the next victim.
I cringe when I think of making confessions on First Friday every month while in Catholic school. With the perverse behaviors of priests all over the media these days, the rest of the world is catching on to what we "recovered Catholics" knew all along. Priests are complete hypocrites (not to mention 100% freeloaders that can't even boil water) dishing out pennance for lesser moral violations than those they themselves have committed! And on the rare occassions when I am forced to sit through a mass, be it for a wedding or a funeral, I witness even more hypocrisy as the lemmings queue up for communion, 99% of them not having seen the inside of a confessional for years and years.
What an excellent mockery of the Catholic church this clip was! They deserve every bit of it, and loads more!
What an excellent mockery of the Catholic church this clip was! They deserve every bit of it, and loads more!
HEY. NO BASHING!
All faiths have good and bad elements, IMHO.
The Roman Catholic church (as there are OTHER Catholic* churces, is but ONE of many. (SO I CRINGE when they say THE CHURCH meaning R.C.) *and Catholic means nothing more than "complete" or "universal". So many Roman Catholics bemoan their religious organization, yet don't worship elsewhere. You can still BE R.C. and worship (and spend your $)in any Christian church.
The husband is R.C. and I'm Greek / Eastern Orthodox Christian. We have been to Anglican/Episcopalian services, and it's the nearest thing to both of ours, if we had to choose one. Absolutley lovely! Some say it's Catholic "lite"-- all the good stuff without the poop, er....pope.
I took communion in a R.C. church and my ex-in-laws were HONORED. Their priest however made an announcement over the loudspeaker that non-catholics may not should not...blah... blah.. blah. [He saw me cross myself spectacles, testicles right, left, instead of their way which is left then right.]I felt like telling him "I'm catholic just not Roman Catholic." We laughed it off as he prest's ignorance and left it at that. So much for "Universal" church. HA!
Sad that religion ends up factioniong-off groups and sub-groups. Some of the scummiest people go to services to show off and are miserable examples of human beings. Others do good deeds as they can an live exemplary lives and won't set foot into a "voodo temple".
All faiths have good and bad elements, IMHO.
The Roman Catholic church (as there are OTHER Catholic* churces, is but ONE of many. (SO I CRINGE when they say THE CHURCH meaning R.C.) *and Catholic means nothing more than "complete" or "universal". So many Roman Catholics bemoan their religious organization, yet don't worship elsewhere. You can still BE R.C. and worship (and spend your $)in any Christian church.
The husband is R.C. and I'm Greek / Eastern Orthodox Christian. We have been to Anglican/Episcopalian services, and it's the nearest thing to both of ours, if we had to choose one. Absolutley lovely! Some say it's Catholic "lite"-- all the good stuff without the poop, er....pope.
I took communion in a R.C. church and my ex-in-laws were HONORED. Their priest however made an announcement over the loudspeaker that non-catholics may not should not...blah... blah.. blah. [He saw me cross myself spectacles, testicles right, left, instead of their way which is left then right.]I felt like telling him "I'm catholic just not Roman Catholic." We laughed it off as he prest's ignorance and left it at that. So much for "Universal" church. HA!
Sad that religion ends up factioniong-off groups and sub-groups. Some of the scummiest people go to services to show off and are miserable examples of human beings. Others do good deeds as they can an live exemplary lives and won't set foot into a "voodo temple".
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