A bit over 24 hours ago...
I moved a 2-oven Frigidaire Flair.
Issue number one: that thing is heavy. (Not that ranges are lightweight but that thing is much heavier than an average range.)
Issue number two: Honestly? Maybe I was expecting more, the oven size is somewhat "meh".
Issue number three: did I mention it is heavy? It destroyed us all, I mean, 2 big bears with strong "bellyceps" and a half big bear (a cub) with adamantium biceps and a 6-pack "not-a-bellyceps", future Mr. America.
Issue number four: it's a pain to clean (I discovered that today)
Issue number 5: it's complicated, too out of the beaten path, too exotic. it will require some "alteration" in my kitchen to make it fit (but first I need to restore it and I'll have it installed only after I can restore EVERYTHING, including the clocks, otherwise I won't abandon my beloved Eluxmore Elite.
Issue number six: that thing is freaking heavy. A few hours ago I told Darryl "everything hurts, even my hair" and honestly I didn't know exactly why. Only when I started writing this I realized it was because I moved that "thing" yesterday.
Issue number seven: it's impossible to deny it is a very handsome appliance. GM did their best, it's a bona-fide example of the golden years of American engineering. It's elegant, it's impotent but it's like a duck. It flies, swims and walks but can't swim well, it can't fly well and it can't walk well. It has some design issues that nowadays we (engineers) know that are horribly wrong. At that time engineers had no idea. Flair and ergonomics just go well in the same phrase if you put "terrible" somewhere between the two words. If you're a tall man like me, things may get even worse. From back pain to "roasted eggs and sausage" if you're using the front burners. Anyway, I still love it.
Issue number eight: It's HEAVY. OMG, that thing is heavy, so heavy for a second I thought I was going to see Kevin being squished just like a roach. That thing even injured his back, luckily very superficial and I have bleed-stop in my first aid kit (you know, that powder that stops bleeding instantly and also has the power to create a pain so strong that separates your soul from your body for 30 seconds and pay for all your sins in advance for the next 3 lives)
Issue number 9: That thing is so gigantic (almost like a certain part of my husband's body) but the oven is so ridiculously narrow that a cookie sheet doesn't fit in it. The door simply won't close. If the oven was deeper, then a pentola wouldn't fit on the burner. Horizontal space orientation is good, but they left vertical spacial orientation behind. And everybody needs to use tall pans at least once in a while.
Issue number ten: Just in case somebody didn't notice of if I wasn't very clear, that thing is horribly heavy.
Anyway, it has several negative points. Definitely there are much more to add to the list, but a Flair is unique. I wonder how many MILLIONS of Americans dreamed about owning a Flair but they couldn't afford. It was the Cadillac of the ranges, a massive (and heavy) symbol of status and why not say "Symbol of the American Dream". Even with a huge list of drawbacks, it was and it still is a conversation piece in ANY kitchen, modern or vintage. It has style, it has its own personality, it's one of a kind appliance that deserves full respect.
Since yesterday I have a Flair that I found on Facebook marketplace. The price couldn't be better: Free! And my dream of having a Flair was only possible thanks to Kevin and his adamantium biceps husband. Better than that, only if it was a 30-inch model, it would make things way easier in my tiny kitchen.
My biggest concern now is definitely have to hire a civil engineer to evaluate the structure and be sure the kitchen floor can stand that absurd weight concentrated in only 40 inches without collapsing. IDK the exact weight but I can imagine it's near 500 lbs.
Of course I'd love to see the Flair coming back and full of bells and whistles but, being very realistic, I'm sure it's not feasible. Production costs would be outrageous, logistics would be a nightmare, the retail price would have to be beyond scary. Maybe some people would love the idea, but even loving it, few would be able to afford and those fortunate people that could afford it would think twice and end up getting something cheaper like a TOL Wolf, Viking or Thermador. It would be a marketing disaster.