Two pearls from my granny
Old friends are gold friends
Your pocketbook (wallet) is your best friend
Old friends are gold friends
Your pocketbook (wallet) is your best friend
Words Of Wisdom
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My chicken days are over too! LOL
What exaclty IS a wazoo?
Said: Now where the hell did I put Mary's number? I'm up to my wazoo in tinsel!
If you can't find it, the Queens, NY directory can probably help.
Said: Now where the hell did I put Mary's number? I'm up to my wazoo in tinsel!
If you can't find it, the Queens, NY directory can probably help.
rayjay
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Wazoo?
Sometimes the butt is referred to as the wazoo, or also another private part. Really. LOL
Sometimes the butt is referred to as the wazoo, or also another private part. Really. LOL
Thank you Ray.
I believe this one is attributed to Conrad Hilton:
"The curtain goes INSIDE the tub!"
Now those are practical words of wisdom...
"The curtain goes INSIDE the tub!"
Now those are practical words of wisdom...
perc-o-prince
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the Queens, NY directory can probably help.
Toggle,
I'm glad that you sent the link. I thought you perhaps were offering personal assistance! Just kidding!! I think that the wazoo has been correctly identified by Ray.
Toggle,
I'm glad that you sent the link. I thought you perhaps were offering personal assistance! Just kidding!! I think that the wazoo has been correctly identified by Ray.
Zoom Zoom & Farfegnunen
or when my mother was re-learning to drive:
(I was a teen-ager by then):
The car goes faster if you start it first.
or when my mother was re-learning to drive:
(I was a teen-ager by then):
The car goes faster if you start it first.
perc-o-prince
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My chicken days are over too! LOL
Glad that you caught that
I haven't heard that used in a very long time. OUCH!
Glad that you caught that
I haven't heard that used in a very long time. OUCH!
My best line ever.
Furiuus at my mother for something, I wentt out to her detached garage with my sister to fetch something.
(It's a repository of every POS in in the universe. ANYHOO..)
I said quaite angrily-- Would you LOOK at THAT woman, UGH!!! she even puts the ice-maker (not yet installed) here in the garage. The damn cold will kill it.
WE PEED OUR-SELVES LAUGHING..and still do.
Furiuus at my mother for something, I wentt out to her detached garage with my sister to fetch something.
(It's a repository of every POS in in the universe. ANYHOO..)
I said quaite angrily-- Would you LOOK at THAT woman, UGH!!! she even puts the ice-maker (not yet installed) here in the garage. The damn cold will kill it.
WE PEED OUR-SELVES LAUGHING..and still do.
perc-o-prince
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Your pocketbook (wallet) is your best friend
Pete,
That was my granmothers favorite saying as well. Great saying!
Pete,
That was my granmothers favorite saying as well. Great saying!
God bless A200 shampoo
Rich, I was gonna say I catch EVERYTHING..but that just don't sound right do it? LOL
Rich, I was gonna say I catch EVERYTHING..but that just don't sound right do it? LOL
rayjay
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Wazoo / Kazoo
Well, IIRC, the Kazoo is another private part. The saying was, " A shot up the old Kazoo".
Well, IIRC, the Kazoo is another private part. The saying was, " A shot up the old Kazoo".
Your pocketbook (wallet) is your best friend
Here's one.
A girl's best friends are her legs.
Even the BEST of friends must part.
Here's one.
A girl's best friends are her legs.
Even the BEST of friends must part.
oooh look at that there thing!
If I said you had a nice one--
Would you hold it against me?
If I said you had a nice one--
Would you hold it against me?
perc-o-prince
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the Kazoo is another private part
Ooo
ooooo...pick me...pick me!
I thought that a Kazoo was something that you blow into and makes a horrible sound...OR is that a Tonette?
Ooo
ooooo...pick me...pick me!I thought that a Kazoo was something that you blow into and makes a horrible sound...OR is that a Tonette?
well I guess you could blow into it...
veg-o-matic
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I think a Tonette is something that gives little girls frizzy hair.
Well, well, well!
My lips are sealed!!!
My lips are sealed!!!
rayjay
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Kazoo
Well Guys, It is coming to me slowly. I remembered the saying. The saying went: A shot up the old kazoo daily made her right for the day. Of course, you could say it works for both genders. ROFL
You guys just make me so bad. LOL
Well Guys, It is coming to me slowly. I remembered the saying. The saying went: A shot up the old kazoo daily made her right for the day. Of course, you could say it works for both genders. ROFL
You guys just make me so bad. LOL
