Words Of Wisdom

[toggleswitch]

God bless A200 shampoo

Rich, I was gonna say I catch EVERYTHING..but that just don't sound right do it? LOL

 

[rayjay]

Wazoo / Kazoo

Well, IIRC, the Kazoo is another private part. The saying was, " A shot up the old Kazoo".

 

[toggleswitch]

Your pocketbook (wallet) is your best friend

Here's one.

A girl's best friends are her legs.
Even the BEST of friends must part.

 

[toggleswitch]

oooh look at that there thing!

If I said you had a nice one--

Would you hold it against me?

 

[perc-o-prince]

the Kazoo is another private part

Oooooooo...pick me...pick me!

I thought that a Kazoo was something that you blow into and makes a horrible sound...OR is that a Tonette?

 

[toggleswitch]

well I guess you could blow into it...

 

[veg-o-matic]

I think a Tonette is something that gives little girls frizzy hair.

 

[cleanteamofny]

Well, well, well!
My lips are sealed!!!

 

[rayjay]

Kazoo

Well Guys, It is coming to me slowly. I remembered the saying. The saying went: A shot up the old kazoo daily made her right for the day. Of course, you could say it works for both genders. ROFL

You guys just make me so bad. LOL

 

[rayjay]

Kazoo again

Toggles. Of course I would not hold it against you. LOL

 

[toggleswitch]

In a mocking tone...

There he goes again. BLAMELESS in the eyes of God.
What a RARE treasure you are..

I know, I know am I getting too c---y!

 

[toggleswitch]

Is that moaning I hear? Is this place haunted?

Said: I thought that a Kazoo was something that you blow into and makes a horrible sound...

If there is a horrible sound involved your are DEFINITELY doing something wrong.

 

[rayjay]

Blameless in the Eyes of God

Now Steve. Are you referring to me? What did I do? LOL Okay, I will fess up. I have been bad all my life. I just need someone to bring the bad out of me. Although at times I do pretty good on my own. I think the innocent look I have is wearing thin. LOL I guess Toggles knows the real me. Can't get away with it any longer. And TOggles.......TOO c***y? NAH, would not have it any other way. ROFL

 

[toggleswitch]

Yet another line from an ethnic song.....

If you did not like it, you would not do it.

(Deeper than it sounds).

 

[toggleswitch]

Drop by drop, water pierces marble.

 

[toggleswitch]

If jealousy were scabies/mange the whole town would be filled (meaning infested).

(Rhymes in the ethnic version, sorry! LOL)

 

[toggleswitch]

He's so cheap he tries to get the fat out of a fly.

 

[toggleswitch]

from innocent to evil in one sentence.

Need comfort? Got to your momma, lest someone else gets there first.

 

[toggleswitch]

Even MORE ethnic favorties.

Too much "Kyrie Eleison" (Lord Have Mercy) gets boring even to JC.

http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/08714a.htm

 

[rayjay]

Innocent to Evil in one sentence?

Is that a verse to a song???

 

[toggleswitch]

Kyrie Eleison

Then there is this.... GO CLAY AIKEN

Dude easy on that microphone. You aint supposed to bite it.

http://not2tech.com/clayaiken/kyrie.htm

 

[toggleswitch]

inncocent to evil...

well actually

You gong to your momma for comfort means something nice.
Someone else going implies

HO HO HO
Merry Christmas.

 

[rayjay]

Innocent to Evil

Got ya. Thanks for the interpretation. I thought you were referring to my post 97982?? Remeber, I am Polish lol

 

[maytagbear]

Continuing a Louis theme-

"Only the mediocre are always at their best"

-Oscar Wilde.

"Even a slow catastrophe is quite fast"

-Gertrude Stein..

"Ernie, get off my back!"

-Sophie Tucker

 

[toggleswitch]

No sellf-deprecating comments allowed.

Ray.

NEVER down yourself, that is what OTHER people are for.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=deprecating

 

[toggleswitch]

Who luvs ya baby?

 

[toggleswitch]

"Ernie, get off my back!"

Lawrence, the line that preceeds this one is a SCREAM!

 

[rayjay]

Yes Steve, I learned this one from you before, and I do keep in mind. Just joking about the "Polish" I am proud of my heritage. Now.. is that better? However, I did not know what post you were referring to????

 

[toggleswitch]

--oy vey---

Let me review this report and hand it in. I have, as always said WAY too much.

LOL

 

[foraloysius]

Speech is silver, silence is golden. Pun intended!! LOL