Worse Than The Jon/Kate Split!

[frigilux]

It's...it's.....AWFUL. Read and weep.

I'm already furiously tapping out the screenplay for a Lifetime movie.

http://www.ktvu.com/news/20021701/detail.html

 

[maytagbear]

And much more

interesting than the Gosselins, as well.

Lawrence/Maytagbear

 

[andrewinorlando]

Yesterday, on As The World Turns......

 

[jasonl]

You could name the movie "Frozen Touch" and the theme song could be "Cold As Ice" by Foreigner.

 

[roto204]

OMG

This is the kind of trouble you have with bi guys...someone really should have given Pepper the memo about the memo. I think it was too early in their relationship to think about kids, too. (Especially, uh, being, um, surrogates for someone else?)

The part about Harry and Linda successfully having offspring certainly added insult to injury. So, you got a male and female together, and they were able to successfully reproduce? Who knew?

Eugene, I'll be looking forward to reading that screenplay--though we might find better landing space for the series on Logo. In this case, it wasn't the chick (no pun intended) who was jilted, so Lifetime's extent of interest might be limited... ;-)

 

[jeffg]

Well, for any male character in any Lifetime screenplay, you'll need to pick at least one and not more than three of the following:

Wife Beater
Rapist
Adulterer
Child Molester

 

[roto204]

Ha!

Hmmm. I'll go for three.

Personally, I'd actually DVR an episode of something that involved a wife-beating rapist who also was hitting on the neighbor's wife. It'd beat the six hours of Deadliest Catch that I watched the other night while I was updating a database...

 

[frigilux]

I already have the plays-400-times-a-day ad planned: In the throes of a Defcon 2-level tantrum, a zoo-visiting child blubbers, "Women spoil EVERYTHING!!"

 

[roto204]

LOL

"Three penguins, two lovers; one nest, and one dream. Caught in a love triangle, and torn apart by a love that dare not speak its name. Wednesday night on the Lifetime Original Movie."

 

[jeffg]

I remember the original tagline for this story, when Harry and Pepper first started making nests together: "The love that dare not squeak its name".

 

[roto204]

Hahahahaha!!!

Priceless