Northerner or Southerner?
I got 45% yankee.
I got 45% yankee.
Yankee or Dixie?
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And this is supposed to be fun and light-hearted.
Believe it or not there is no bashing, no judging, no politics, no pre-conceived notions required to have a laugh.
Believe it or not there is no bashing, no judging, no politics, no pre-conceived notions required to have a laugh.
decodriveboy
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49% (Yankee). Barely into the Yankee category.
75% southern here! i'm a dixie
40% Yankee, here. A lot of midwesternisms came through on the test.
I didn't know "feeder" street was a Houston term. I happened to grow up there. Yeah for being southern!!!
Yeah for being southern!!!
58limited
Well-known member
Texan born and raised, YeeHaw!!!
Yay for Texas! Is everything REALLY bigger in Texas?
(for our international frineds Texas is the biggest state!)
So Jons1077; are you a Dixie chick? *LOL*
(for our international frineds Texas is the biggest state!)
So Jons1077; are you a Dixie chick? *LOL*
She's probably right. Maybe we all DO need each other.
LOVE makes the world go 'round.
LOVE makes the world go 'round.
JerseyMike
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42% (Yankee). Barely into the Yankee category. Yikes!
Toggle,
The only thing bigger in Texas are egos. And sure, I suppose you could say I am a Dixie Chick you big'ol Yankee.
The only thing bigger in Texas are egos.
And sure, I suppose you could say I am a Dixie Chick you big'ol Yankee. 86%Dixie (With Yankee parents---go figya!)
Stop, or I'll shoot!
Well ya are your zip (postal) code sugah!
(Aren't we ALL!) *LOL*
Oh Jons1077. Coming from you that sounds so sweet!
Big ole' yankee? Don't threaten ME with a good time mister. *LOL* I heard "y'all" have bigger guns in TX.
Well ya are your zip (postal) code sugah!
(Aren't we ALL!) *LOL*
Oh Jons1077. Coming from you that sounds so sweet!
Big ole' yankee? Don't threaten ME with a good time mister. *LOL* I heard "y'all" have bigger guns in TX.
jasonl
New member
100% Cajun!
Toggle!!!
You sicko!!!
You sicko!!!
jasonl
New member
57% Dixie
43% Yankee. Not bad.
Let's jump in the cahh and go Fenway Pahhk.
43% Yankee. Not bad.
Let's jump in the cahh and go Fenway Pahhk.
So there I was on a cold snowy Saturday begrudgingly working. I was an accountant for the American arm of a British steel trading company whose offices are located at the top of the Empire State Building. All 100+ stories of it. [The British part/influence meant you could drink booze at lunch with no repercussions, and pay-day came once a month.] During an audit a sh--faced Brit accountant was acting very perplexed. I'm surposed I coudl see it on his glassy eyes. I had to gently and diplomaticaly excplain that 05/13/98 was the 13th of May not the fifth of some month he could not name that come after December, but is not January. OY VEY! Took a few tries. I ended owth we write the date backwards. The month comes first. O I C ! *LOL*
In to the elvator (lift) walk two ...er uh.. *COUGH* Dixies, yeah Dixies.
Him three teeth, balding, pony tail, flannel shirt overalls,
Her ditto with boobs and feminine itch.
Dixie: Ya'll work in this here tall building?
Yankee (me): Yes sir. (Thinks "OH BLOODY HELL! HERE WE GO.") LAWD why ha thougu forsaken me?
Dixie: I plum don't know how y'all live in this here vertical city. (Thinks, yeah, it's TOUGH without farm animals to show your affecion to.)
Dixie continues: We all ain't got none of these SKA-SCRAPERS or nuttin'. (and based on your speech and thought patterns you could use a few schools as well.)
Yankee: It's all what you get used to I suppose.
Dixie: Yeah I recon so. I'd never be able to live here without mah truck and mah shot-gun. Ah hear cr-ahm is a problem in this here city. There are so many people and handguns here.
Yankee: Loudly, purposely stirring in coat; huffing, puffing agitataed. OH HELL. Pardon my language miss.
DIXIE: What's the matter mister?
YANKEE: You just remined me. I left my handgun on the kithcen table. I feel so nekked with it! Have a nice visit, Enjoy our finer city. Please come back again.
They were scared to death. EEEEEEEK.
I played up every nothern stereotype I could think of.
OK OK it had nothing to do with being southern, I think they were from a one-horse town.
In to the elvator (lift) walk two ...er uh.. *COUGH* Dixies, yeah Dixies.
Him three teeth, balding, pony tail, flannel shirt overalls,
Her ditto with boobs and feminine itch.
Dixie: Ya'll work in this here tall building?
Yankee (me): Yes sir. (Thinks "OH BLOODY HELL! HERE WE GO.") LAWD why ha thougu forsaken me?
Dixie: I plum don't know how y'all live in this here vertical city. (Thinks, yeah, it's TOUGH without farm animals to show your affecion to.)
Dixie continues: We all ain't got none of these SKA-SCRAPERS or nuttin'. (and based on your speech and thought patterns you could use a few schools as well.)
Yankee: It's all what you get used to I suppose.
Dixie: Yeah I recon so. I'd never be able to live here without mah truck and mah shot-gun. Ah hear cr-ahm is a problem in this here city. There are so many people and handguns here.
Yankee: Loudly, purposely stirring in coat; huffing, puffing agitataed. OH HELL. Pardon my language miss.
DIXIE: What's the matter mister?
YANKEE: You just remined me. I left my handgun on the kithcen table. I feel so nekked with it! Have a nice visit, Enjoy our finer city. Please come back again.
They were scared to death. EEEEEEEK.
I played up every nothern stereotype I could think of.
OK OK it had nothing to do with being southern, I think they were from a one-horse town.
cehalstead
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70% Dixie here.....
Could it be that way because I am southern??? I live below the Mason-Dixon line. The Gadgetswitches are in for some good suthun hospitality when they travel to see us this fall...can't wait...
Could it be that way because I am southern??? I live below the Mason-Dixon line. The Gadgetswitches are in for some good suthun hospitality when they travel to see us this fall...can't wait...
