~You should have seen the look on the young(male) cashier's face when Toggles purchased this.
FEH! I was prepared for anything. I'm sure I have been called far worse things by far better people than anything he could have possbly been thinking.
Snaps finger three times above head in a waving motion...
Honey, I'm more of a man than you can handle (adjusts crotch), and more of a woman (flips hair) than she'll ever be (points to most femme girl in room).
As the hooker said to the john, (tilts head wildly back and forth and points to watch) your time is up mutha- F. I"m through with you NEXT! LOL
He was fine. He lived!