My best turkey tip for those of you who want moist plump breasts(sit down, Steve):
...listen closely now...
Roast the freakin' bird upside down.
(most of the fat is in the back and leg skin; it will baste the tits during the roast. Also, having the breast sit in the juices in the bottom of the pan helps. Won't be a Norman Rockwell Presentation looking bird, but you'll still have lots of crispy skin and succulent meat).
Happy Thanksgiving y'all!(This year, I'm thankful for a completely new government)

...listen closely now...
Roast the freakin' bird upside down.
(most of the fat is in the back and leg skin; it will baste the tits during the roast. Also, having the breast sit in the juices in the bottom of the pan helps. Won't be a Norman Rockwell Presentation looking bird, but you'll still have lots of crispy skin and succulent meat).
Happy Thanksgiving y'all!(This year, I'm thankful for a completely new government)
