You Know You Are Getting Old When......

[toggleswitch]

You comb your hair in the morning and the brush has more hair in it than your scalp does.

You request (and are THRILLED to receive) for Christmas a "hearing aid" (amplifier) for your mobile-phone headset............

And it works beautifully, thank you very much.

 

[toggleswitch]

You run up the stairs and you man-boobs get there first!

 

[sudsmaster]

LOL

 

[cleanteamofny]

You Know You Are Getting Old When......

Not only you have holes in your socks, but in your sheets too!

 

[laundryshark]

You Know You are Getting Old...

...When you sink your teeth into that steak and they stay there...

...When the candles cost more than the cake.--Laundry Shark

 

[maggie~hamilton]

You Know You are Getting Old...

when you go into the bathroom, sit down, and then forget why you went in there.

 

[davy1063]

You Know You are Getting Old...

when you sit on the toilet and your b***s are touching the water.