Back door guests are best.
Well there ya go.
Any place I have ever been in has a back door.
Well there ya go.
Any place I have ever been in has a back door.
You know you live in Arkansas........
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Are we still talking about the trailer?
I know, I know. Someone had to beat Steve to it. LOL!
I know, I know. Someone had to beat Steve to it. LOL!
Only her hairdresser knows for sure.........
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Naughty naughty! (WEG)
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Naughty naughty! (WEG)
washerboy
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Coon supper
I was a little surprised to see the nail gun killing; but probably not uncommon..sure lots of those kids parents thought the teacher was doing what he was being paid to do. A lot of the smaller district around the state actually close school for the opening of deer season.
For those of you that would like to travle to the "natural state" I'll be glad to find out when the annual coon supper is in the big city of Gilette Arkansas....from what I've heard is an "all you can eat". They actually sell frozen coon at Wrights Market on Battery Street in Little Rock....yummm...lol!!!
Hey Chachp where in little rock are you?..Hillcrest here...jmirawm...where's Barling?
I was a little surprised to see the nail gun killing; but probably not uncommon..sure lots of those kids parents thought the teacher was doing what he was being paid to do. A lot of the smaller district around the state actually close school for the opening of deer season.
For those of you that would like to travle to the "natural state" I'll be glad to find out when the annual coon supper is in the big city of Gilette Arkansas....from what I've heard is an "all you can eat". They actually sell frozen coon at Wrights Market on Battery Street in Little Rock....yummm...lol!!!
Hey Chachp where in little rock are you?..Hillcrest here...jmirawm...where's Barling?
Oh, Maggie
Speaking as a vegetarian here, I think you kind of have to put things in perspective. I'm German, but I grew up in Colorado and have spent a lot of time in New Mexico, Wyoming (yee-haw!) and a summer in Montana.
Never, not once, did I encounter a Native American who believed in or followed all that super-spiritual stuff. Not once.
Near as I can make out, the Native American peoples were/are just like all the rest of us.
Gah, I can't abide this pseudo-holier-than-thou stuff ascribed to "native" cultures.
If you want to object to teaching poor children how to kill and skin a useful source of protein, go right ahead. But, please, don't gussy up history to do so.
I read yesterday that many US schools are now forbidding Thanksgiving celebrations so as not to offend the sensibilities of their Native American students.
Can you say Abraham Lincoln and something positive to rally the country around? Sure you can. Or you could, if your teachers were still able to teach you.
Americans are basically sensible people. When did all this political correctness bull-shit take hold?
Before I get off me soapbox, anyone who has ever lived in the countryside - Germany or the US (I have in both countries) knows that the only good raccoon is a dead one. If I really hated someone, that's what I'd give them - a pregnant raccoon.
Speaking as a vegetarian here, I think you kind of have to put things in perspective. I'm German, but I grew up in Colorado and have spent a lot of time in New Mexico, Wyoming (yee-haw!) and a summer in Montana.
Never, not once, did I encounter a Native American who believed in or followed all that super-spiritual stuff. Not once.
Near as I can make out, the Native American peoples were/are just like all the rest of us.
Gah, I can't abide this pseudo-holier-than-thou stuff ascribed to "native" cultures.
If you want to object to teaching poor children how to kill and skin a useful source of protein, go right ahead. But, please, don't gussy up history to do so.
I read yesterday that many US schools are now forbidding Thanksgiving celebrations so as not to offend the sensibilities of their Native American students.
Can you say Abraham Lincoln and something positive to rally the country around? Sure you can. Or you could, if your teachers were still able to teach you.
Americans are basically sensible people. When did all this political correctness bull-shit take hold?
Before I get off me soapbox, anyone who has ever lived in the countryside - Germany or the US (I have in both countries) knows that the only good raccoon is a dead one. If I really hated someone, that's what I'd give them - a pregnant raccoon.
Charles,
I hope I was not too horribly awful in that last posting. I apologize for my insensitivity. I don't doubt for a moment that you take animal rights seriously.
We are probably closer in the way we live than most folks here...just approach things from a very different perspective.
Again, I do apologize for my harshness.
Keven (panthera)
I hope I was not too horribly awful in that last posting. I apologize for my insensitivity. I don't doubt for a moment that you take animal rights seriously.
We are probably closer in the way we live than most folks here...just approach things from a very different perspective.
Again, I do apologize for my harshness.
Keven (panthera)
So if you had to name that lovely couple above what would their names be... here's two examples
Randy & Raylene Tibbs and their dog Dawg
Lonny & LouAnne Pickitt and their dog Dogg
Randy & Raylene Tibbs and their dog Dawg
Lonny & LouAnne Pickitt and their dog Dogg
perc-o-prince
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Thayts Lerleen. She lives 'round yonder of Cletis' trailer dwellin'.
Seriously, it would be more like:
"Dogg, and his feeders." Those higher on the evolutionary scale get named first! And named!
Wee Haw. Smack a chicken! Don't know why I just thought of this, but isn't Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader on tonight?
Seriously, it would be more like:
"Dogg, and his feeders." Those higher on the evolutionary scale get named first! And named!
Wee Haw. Smack a chicken! Don't know why I just thought of this, but isn't Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader on tonight?
perc-o-prince
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And, yes Brett,
of course it's fake. She's wearing white and I don't see a big red hem!!! They musta had one a them city dwellerz photy shop it out! Smack me another chicken!!!
Chuck
of course it's fake. She's wearing white and I don't see a big red hem!!! They musta had one a them city dwellerz photy shop it out! Smack me another chicken!!!
Chuck
Of course,
there is the terribly important question...a couple weeks down the road, when Darlene comes home from the Loaf 'n Jug early and finds Daryl in bed with another woman...
and she divorces his sorry hide...
Are they still...
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Brother and Sister?
there is the terribly important question...a couple weeks down the road, when Darlene comes home from the Loaf 'n Jug early and finds Daryl in bed with another woman...
and she divorces his sorry hide...
Are they still...
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Brother and Sister?
jmirawm
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Washerboy......
Barling is right outside of Fort Smith. About 2-3 hours from LR I believe.
Barling is right outside of Fort Smith. About 2-3 hours from LR I believe.
Use a nail gun to kill a raccoon-definetly a "non-sporting" use of a nail gun-someone would have to hold the coon down so you could shoot it with the nail gun.Strange story-don't know if I beleive it.Sadly I have hit a few racoons with my car on the way to work.Those crazy things jump right in front of you at night and you can't stop or swerve to aviod them.On one occasion I hit a raccoon,its body was by the side of the road.The next day--someone skinned the coon and left its rather nude body by the road.At night as I am going to work raccoons and possums can be frequent car victims.also the possums and raccoons eat about the same things.They are really out on warm rainy summer-spring nights when the frogs are out too.Both love the frogs.sadly they don't always dine on their frogs on the side of the street after catching them.
Nope,
She just told Daryl she works at the Piggly-Wiggly. She really works the Loaf 'n Jug (note my syntax, please).
I see her out there in the back with one of those change makers the corner girls used to wear back in LA...
Killer is in love with the butch, blue-haired, pink ribboned poodle across the swamp. Butch drives to work past his trailer house every mornin' in the back of the '62 Ford Falcon of the proprietor of "Billy Sues Genuine French Hairs Salon and Building Supplys". If Billy Sue knew her poodle was having an affair with another man-dawg, she'd flip her 10" high wig.
She just told Daryl she works at the Piggly-Wiggly. She really works the Loaf 'n Jug (note my syntax, please).
I see her out there in the back with one of those change makers the corner girls used to wear back in LA...
Killer is in love with the butch, blue-haired, pink ribboned poodle across the swamp. Butch drives to work past his trailer house every mornin' in the back of the '62 Ford Falcon of the proprietor of "Billy Sues Genuine French Hairs Salon and Building Supplys". If Billy Sue knew her poodle was having an affair with another man-dawg, she'd flip her 10" high wig.
perc-o-prince
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If you want to object to teaching poor children how to kill
With a nail gun? Sorry, no kids need to learn that, not even in whatever back-water, tobackey chewin', moonshine brewin', cousin marryin' burg this happened in.
Chuck
With a nail gun? Sorry, no kids need to learn that, not even in whatever back-water, tobackey chewin', moonshine brewin', cousin marryin' burg this happened in.
Chuck
perc-o-prince
Well-known member
Darlene's not faithful to the Loaf 'n Jug
She moonlights at the Bigger Jigger. Billy Rae seed her there, pourin' Thelma Harper a cold one!
Chuck
She moonlights at the Bigger Jigger. Billy Rae seed her there, pourin' Thelma Harper a cold one!
Chuck
That's because her 34 year old Mother
is Naomi Harper's sister.
is Naomi Harper's sister.
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she can drop the six year old twins off at school and pick them up on the way back...
'Course, Daryl ain't lazy, no sir. Just the other day, he made up to Darlene for that little in-discretion (he tripped and fell on that other woman, anyway, dratted Darlene just wouldn't believe him. An' she was nekked, 'cause Killer ran out an' put his muddy paws all over her fancy close, so the least he could do was let her throw them in the wringer tub. An she was in bed cause she was raised right and knew you don't run around other folkses houses butt-nekked. And HE was nekked 'cause he was raised right, too - his momma done tol' him you never ever run the washer, 'cept'n it full. So he jus' natrlly had to put his clothes off and in, too. But you know womenfolk, once she got goin' there weren't no way to shush her up).
Darlene's surprise to make up to her, their very own swimming hole. An' all the neighbors from the Trailer Park are there, to warm it up and baptize it for her.
she can drop the six year old twins off at school and pick them up on the way back...
'Course, Daryl ain't lazy, no sir. Just the other day, he made up to Darlene for that little in-discretion (he tripped and fell on that other woman, anyway, dratted Darlene just wouldn't believe him. An' she was nekked, 'cause Killer ran out an' put his muddy paws all over her fancy close, so the least he could do was let her throw them in the wringer tub. An she was in bed cause she was raised right and knew you don't run around other folkses houses butt-nekked. And HE was nekked 'cause he was raised right, too - his momma done tol' him you never ever run the washer, 'cept'n it full. So he jus' natrlly had to put his clothes off and in, too. But you know womenfolk, once she got goin' there weren't no way to shush her up).
Darlene's surprise to make up to her, their very own swimming hole. An' all the neighbors from the Trailer Park are there, to warm it up and baptize it for her.
OK guys . . .
poking fun at Arkansas is easy (note my previous post above, I did it too), but let's remember that not everyone there is a yokel. After all, it is the home state of Bill Clinton, and who wouldn't give a lot to have had a few more years of him and a few less of the current Shrub who is rapidly bankrupting our nation.
poking fun at Arkansas is easy (note my previous post above, I did it too), but let's remember that not everyone there is a yokel. After all, it is the home state of Bill Clinton, and who wouldn't give a lot to have had a few more years of him and a few less of the current Shrub who is rapidly bankrupting our nation.
O-ha
I was wondering how long it would be until the PC-Police showed up.
Lighten up for cryin' out loud!
Seriously, when did so many folks in the US get so damn uptight, anal-retentive and start sucking-sour-lemons about life?
I remember as a child (growing up in the Rocky Mountain West, so for all you know, I am not poking fun at folks but relating true stories from my own family) that as long as you didn't aim to hurt anyone, a good joke was a good joke.
It must have dawned on folks by now that political correctness has done nothing but make life more difficult...and done zero, nada, zilch, nichts to change people's feelings and prejudices. Those are not changeable by force, only by experience and learning to forgive and accept.
Thank goodness we managed to escape all that bull-shit over here in Europe...except the UK, but even they have gotten past the worst of it.
Lighten up, get a life, tell a joke...has it occurred to you that one reason the hate-filled christianists have been able to take over your country is because of all the nastiness and vindictiveness and political correctness aimed at the WASPs? No wonder they feel anybody to the left of Göring is against them.
I agree with you 100% on one thing, tho': Actually, the whole world agrees with you that life on this planet was much more fun with the Hill' and Bill show.)
Of course, I do most genuinely apologize to anyone whom I have offended with my little fun. But I'd be very surprised if that were the case - all my relations and friends from that part of the 'States have a sense of humor.
I was wondering how long it would be until the PC-Police showed up.
Lighten up for cryin' out loud!
Seriously, when did so many folks in the US get so damn uptight, anal-retentive and start sucking-sour-lemons about life?
I remember as a child (growing up in the Rocky Mountain West, so for all you know, I am not poking fun at folks but relating true stories from my own family) that as long as you didn't aim to hurt anyone, a good joke was a good joke.
It must have dawned on folks by now that political correctness has done nothing but make life more difficult...and done zero, nada, zilch, nichts to change people's feelings and prejudices. Those are not changeable by force, only by experience and learning to forgive and accept.
Thank goodness we managed to escape all that bull-shit over here in Europe...except the UK, but even they have gotten past the worst of it.
Lighten up, get a life, tell a joke...has it occurred to you that one reason the hate-filled christianists have been able to take over your country is because of all the nastiness and vindictiveness and political correctness aimed at the WASPs? No wonder they feel anybody to the left of Göring is against them.
I agree with you 100% on one thing, tho': Actually, the whole world agrees with you that life on this planet was much more fun with the Hill' and Bill show.)
Of course, I do most genuinely apologize to anyone whom I have offended with my little fun. But I'd be very surprised if that were the case - all my relations and friends from that part of the 'States have a sense of humor.
