Use a nail gun to kill a raccoon-definetly a "non-sporting" use of a nail gun-someone would have to hold the coon down so you could shoot it with the nail gun.Strange story-don't know if I beleive it.Sadly I have hit a few racoons with my car on the way to work.Those crazy things jump right in front of you at night and you can't stop or swerve to aviod them.On one occasion I hit a raccoon,its body was by the side of the road.The next day--someone skinned the coon and left its rather nude body by the road.At night as I am going to work raccoons and possums can be frequent car victims.also the possums and raccoons eat about the same things.They are really out on warm rainy summer-spring nights when the frogs are out too.Both love the frogs.sadly they don't always dine on their frogs on the side of the street after catching them.
You know you live in Arkansas........
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Nope,
She just told Daryl she works at the Piggly-Wiggly. She really works the Loaf 'n Jug (note my syntax, please).
I see her out there in the back with one of those change makers the corner girls used to wear back in LA...
Killer is in love with the butch, blue-haired, pink ribboned poodle across the swamp. Butch drives to work past his trailer house every mornin' in the back of the '62 Ford Falcon of the proprietor of "Billy Sues Genuine French Hairs Salon and Building Supplys". If Billy Sue knew her poodle was having an affair with another man-dawg, she'd flip her 10" high wig.
She just told Daryl she works at the Piggly-Wiggly. She really works the Loaf 'n Jug (note my syntax, please).
I see her out there in the back with one of those change makers the corner girls used to wear back in LA...
Killer is in love with the butch, blue-haired, pink ribboned poodle across the swamp. Butch drives to work past his trailer house every mornin' in the back of the '62 Ford Falcon of the proprietor of "Billy Sues Genuine French Hairs Salon and Building Supplys". If Billy Sue knew her poodle was having an affair with another man-dawg, she'd flip her 10" high wig.
perc-o-prince
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If you want to object to teaching poor children how to kill
With a nail gun? Sorry, no kids need to learn that, not even in whatever back-water, tobackey chewin', moonshine brewin', cousin marryin' burg this happened in.
Chuck
With a nail gun? Sorry, no kids need to learn that, not even in whatever back-water, tobackey chewin', moonshine brewin', cousin marryin' burg this happened in.
Chuck
perc-o-prince
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Darlene's not faithful to the Loaf 'n Jug
She moonlights at the Bigger Jigger. Billy Rae seed her there, pourin' Thelma Harper a cold one!
Chuck
She moonlights at the Bigger Jigger. Billy Rae seed her there, pourin' Thelma Harper a cold one!
Chuck
That's because her 34 year old Mother
is Naomi Harper's sister.
is Naomi Harper's sister.
an'
she can drop the six year old twins off at school and pick them up on the way back...
'Course, Daryl ain't lazy, no sir. Just the other day, he made up to Darlene for that little in-discretion (he tripped and fell on that other woman, anyway, dratted Darlene just wouldn't believe him. An' she was nekked, 'cause Killer ran out an' put his muddy paws all over her fancy close, so the least he could do was let her throw them in the wringer tub. An she was in bed cause she was raised right and knew you don't run around other folkses houses butt-nekked. And HE was nekked 'cause he was raised right, too - his momma done tol' him you never ever run the washer, 'cept'n it full. So he jus' natrlly had to put his clothes off and in, too. But you know womenfolk, once she got goin' there weren't no way to shush her up).
Darlene's surprise to make up to her, their very own swimming hole. An' all the neighbors from the Trailer Park are there, to warm it up and baptize it for her.
she can drop the six year old twins off at school and pick them up on the way back...
'Course, Daryl ain't lazy, no sir. Just the other day, he made up to Darlene for that little in-discretion (he tripped and fell on that other woman, anyway, dratted Darlene just wouldn't believe him. An' she was nekked, 'cause Killer ran out an' put his muddy paws all over her fancy close, so the least he could do was let her throw them in the wringer tub. An she was in bed cause she was raised right and knew you don't run around other folkses houses butt-nekked. And HE was nekked 'cause he was raised right, too - his momma done tol' him you never ever run the washer, 'cept'n it full. So he jus' natrlly had to put his clothes off and in, too. But you know womenfolk, once she got goin' there weren't no way to shush her up).
Darlene's surprise to make up to her, their very own swimming hole. An' all the neighbors from the Trailer Park are there, to warm it up and baptize it for her.
OK guys . . .
poking fun at Arkansas is easy (note my previous post above, I did it too), but let's remember that not everyone there is a yokel. After all, it is the home state of Bill Clinton, and who wouldn't give a lot to have had a few more years of him and a few less of the current Shrub who is rapidly bankrupting our nation.
poking fun at Arkansas is easy (note my previous post above, I did it too), but let's remember that not everyone there is a yokel. After all, it is the home state of Bill Clinton, and who wouldn't give a lot to have had a few more years of him and a few less of the current Shrub who is rapidly bankrupting our nation.
O-ha
I was wondering how long it would be until the PC-Police showed up.
Lighten up for cryin' out loud!
Seriously, when did so many folks in the US get so damn uptight, anal-retentive and start sucking-sour-lemons about life?
I remember as a child (growing up in the Rocky Mountain West, so for all you know, I am not poking fun at folks but relating true stories from my own family) that as long as you didn't aim to hurt anyone, a good joke was a good joke.
It must have dawned on folks by now that political correctness has done nothing but make life more difficult...and done zero, nada, zilch, nichts to change people's feelings and prejudices. Those are not changeable by force, only by experience and learning to forgive and accept.
Thank goodness we managed to escape all that bull-shit over here in Europe...except the UK, but even they have gotten past the worst of it.
Lighten up, get a life, tell a joke...has it occurred to you that one reason the hate-filled christianists have been able to take over your country is because of all the nastiness and vindictiveness and political correctness aimed at the WASPs? No wonder they feel anybody to the left of Göring is against them.
I agree with you 100% on one thing, tho': Actually, the whole world agrees with you that life on this planet was much more fun with the Hill' and Bill show.)
Of course, I do most genuinely apologize to anyone whom I have offended with my little fun. But I'd be very surprised if that were the case - all my relations and friends from that part of the 'States have a sense of humor.
I was wondering how long it would be until the PC-Police showed up.
Lighten up for cryin' out loud!
Seriously, when did so many folks in the US get so damn uptight, anal-retentive and start sucking-sour-lemons about life?
I remember as a child (growing up in the Rocky Mountain West, so for all you know, I am not poking fun at folks but relating true stories from my own family) that as long as you didn't aim to hurt anyone, a good joke was a good joke.
It must have dawned on folks by now that political correctness has done nothing but make life more difficult...and done zero, nada, zilch, nichts to change people's feelings and prejudices. Those are not changeable by force, only by experience and learning to forgive and accept.
Thank goodness we managed to escape all that bull-shit over here in Europe...except the UK, but even they have gotten past the worst of it.
Lighten up, get a life, tell a joke...has it occurred to you that one reason the hate-filled christianists have been able to take over your country is because of all the nastiness and vindictiveness and political correctness aimed at the WASPs? No wonder they feel anybody to the left of Göring is against them.
I agree with you 100% on one thing, tho': Actually, the whole world agrees with you that life on this planet was much more fun with the Hill' and Bill show.)
Of course, I do most genuinely apologize to anyone whom I have offended with my little fun. But I'd be very surprised if that were the case - all my relations and friends from that part of the 'States have a sense of humor.
Geez Panthera . . .
I'm sure not trying to be a PC cop, and you read a hell of a lot more into my post than it was intended to convey. All I said was that not everyone in Arkansas is a yokel, and gave my favorite example. It wasn't criticism, it was an obsevation.
Now back to your regularly scheduled programming . . .
I'm sure not trying to be a PC cop, and you read a hell of a lot more into my post than it was intended to convey. All I said was that not everyone in Arkansas is a yokel, and gave my favorite example. It wasn't criticism, it was an obsevation.
Now back to your regularly scheduled programming . . .
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If you want to object to teaching poor children how to kill and skin a useful source of protein
<font size=+2 color=purple>With a nail gun?
THAT [the nail gun part] was my point, exactly.
And Panthera, you might want to do a little reading up on the spiritual life of Native Americans before poopooing what I sad as "hogwash."
http://home.online.no/~arnfin/native/lore/leg028.htm
<font size=+2 color=purple>With a nail gun?
THAT [the nail gun part] was my point, exactly.
And Panthera, you might want to do a little reading up on the spiritual life of Native Americans before poopooing what I sad as "hogwash."
http://home.online.no/~arnfin/native/lore/leg028.htm
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Chuck,
I grew up with several Native American cultures and had the privilege of working in Browing for a while.
No doubt there are some folks out there who live that life, but it is not in line with my experience.
I do agree that a nail gun is not the best approach.
Let's just tack it down to my cultural insensitivity, I truly meant no offence to you.
Hydralique,
I freely confess to a severe allergy to political correctness and no doubt overreact to even the faintest stench of its creepy miasma. I was really enjoying this thread and thought, oh, hell (actually, I thought kruzifix, nomenei) when it looked like once again cold water was going to be splashed on it.
I don't know, maybe my sense of humor is just too base...
I grew up with several Native American cultures and had the privilege of working in Browing for a while.
No doubt there are some folks out there who live that life, but it is not in line with my experience.
I do agree that a nail gun is not the best approach.
Let's just tack it down to my cultural insensitivity, I truly meant no offence to you.
Hydralique,
I freely confess to a severe allergy to political correctness and no doubt overreact to even the faintest stench of its creepy miasma. I was really enjoying this thread and thought, oh, hell (actually, I thought kruzifix, nomenei) when it looked like once again cold water was going to be splashed on it.
I don't know, maybe my sense of humor is just too base...
perc-o-prince
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Hydralique
"Poking fun at Arkansas is easy...but let's remember that not everyone there is a yokel."
I agree, and it does seem a bit like shootin' fish in a barrel. Yes, of course there are built-up areas, and I too will take the L'il Rock guy over the TX Tool we have now (a fave bumber sticker is "Somewhere in Texas a village has lost its idiot")!!! We can get him back if the Hill'r gets in!
Could we maybe shift a little of the pokin' at Tennessee?? (ducking and running)
Chuck
Betcha Jed Clampett never used no nail gun when he was shootin' at some food!
"Poking fun at Arkansas is easy...but let's remember that not everyone there is a yokel."
I agree, and it does seem a bit like shootin' fish in a barrel. Yes, of course there are built-up areas, and I too will take the L'il Rock guy over the TX Tool we have now (a fave bumber sticker is "Somewhere in Texas a village has lost its idiot")!!! We can get him back if the Hill'r gets in!
Could we maybe shift a little of the pokin' at Tennessee?? (ducking and running)
Chuck
Betcha Jed Clampett never used no nail gun when he was shootin' at some food!
jmirawm
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More on the story....
Nail gunning was not planned. Someone had told the teacher they would donate a racoon for the skinning....The Racoon was brought in a live trap. Teacher was not expecting this. I guess the nail gun was handy ? The Racoon skinning class must have been next door to the Woodshop. LOL.
Nail gunning was not planned. Someone had told the teacher they would donate a racoon for the skinning....The Racoon was brought in a live trap. Teacher was not expecting this. I guess the nail gun was handy ? The Racoon skinning class must have been next door to the Woodshop. LOL.
I agree, and it does seem a bit like shootin' fish in a
But surely, surely NOT with a nail gun?
(ducks and runs an' runs an' runs)
But surely, surely NOT with a nail gun?
(ducks and runs an' runs an' runs)
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that dawg!!!! That Dawg!!!
can any of you believe that stupid dawg showed up nekkid?
You know I think I heard something about this from my mothers step cousins uncle twice removed. He said that the guy and the dog are related. Whats more the baby is likely his. I plum done believe it too coz you know those back woods.....of she aint good enough for your kin........
can any of you believe that stupid dawg showed up nekkid?
You know I think I heard something about this from my mothers step cousins uncle twice removed. He said that the guy and the dog are related. Whats more the baby is likely his. I plum done believe it too coz you know those back woods.....of she aint good enough for your kin........
If you guys like to make fun of Arkansas folk, well they are only 30 miles up the road from me here in Louisiana. But I will share a local website from here (Shreveport) that a friend of mine runs. It is somewhat funny if you like to make fun of us country folk. WWW.WHITETRASHWAREHOUSE.COM. You may like it. who knows.
toggleswitch
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Now let's get clear on this.....
(I heard this from a former New Yorker living in New Hope, Pennsylvania.)
Once you leave Manhattan, you are CAMPING, damn it!
(Ducks and runs!)
(I heard this from a former New Yorker living in New Hope, Pennsylvania.)
Once you leave Manhattan, you are CAMPING, damn it!
(Ducks and runs!)
sdlee
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answer this smartie pants
oh toggles you make me laugh...thank you.
So what is it called when you get all the way out here In South Dakota (look on your map, its in this country)
oh toggles you make me laugh...thank you.
So what is it called when you get all the way out here In South Dakota (look on your map, its in this country)
toggleswitch
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Roughing it?
Hicksville, NY is a real town near me on Long Island.
True story:
Manhattanite came out to a party in Queens (Still NYC, but not "downtown"). She said, "Wow, look at all the good shopping here!" [She was TRULY surprised.]
I said-- sardonically-- you know when running wather came three years ago and electricity a year ago, it made all the difference! She was not amused. The rest of the crowd was in stitches! *LOL*
perc-o-prince
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New Hope, Pennsylvania
Awfully close to Adamstown where there's some good 'tiques shopping!
It's also not far from Bird-In-Hand and Intercourse, PA!
Chuck
Awfully close to Adamstown where there's some good 'tiques shopping!
It's also not far from Bird-In-Hand and Intercourse, PA!
Chuck
toggleswitch
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A bird in hand beats two in the bush!
Lambertville, NJ is just across the river and is good for antique shopping as well.
Lambertville, NJ is just across the river and is good for antique shopping as well.
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