You know you live in Arkansas........
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you live in ARKEENSAW.........the gingerbread houses look like this.
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you live in ARKEENSAW.........the gingerbread houses look like this.
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jmirawm
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I am loving
The Arkansas gingerbread house~~! I may have to try my hand at one of those.
The Arkansas gingerbread house~~! I may have to try my hand at one of those.
myhooverco
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I don't know about Arkansas...but here is how weddings go in my neck of the woods!
--Tom
--Tom
OMG
My eyes don't know where to look first. It's like a train wreck. You know you're not supposed to stare but you can't help yourself.
My eyes don't know where to look first. It's like a train wreck. You know you're not supposed to stare but you can't help yourself.
toggleswitch
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Flip-flops on the bride......
Te he he he he OMG OMG OMG!
Te he he he he OMG OMG OMG!
"Flip-flops on the bride...... "
her memaw probably bought 'em with Raleigh coupons . . . now they're family heirlooms saved for weddings and such.
her memaw probably bought 'em with Raleigh coupons . . . now they're family heirlooms saved for weddings and such.
whirlcool
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That photo is just so wrong on so many different levels. Smoking while pregnant. I think I'm coming down with a case of the vapors!
sudsmaster
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The only attractive creature in that photo is the dog!
brettsomers
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Tom, thats a funny picture!
Guys, yall can tell its fake... right?
Guys, yall can tell its fake... right?
maggie~hamilton
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Someone should shoot THAT a-hole with a nail gun! (The a-hole teacher in the story at the top of the thread). MY GOD! How heartless and cruel can people be?
When Native Americans ("Indians") take the life of an animal for food, (a) they thank the animal for giving up its life; (b) kill it as humanely and painlessly as possible; and (c) pray to the Great Spirit for the animal's soul.
When Native Americans ("Indians") take the life of an animal for food, (a) they thank the animal for giving up its life; (b) kill it as humanely and painlessly as possible; and (c) pray to the Great Spirit for the animal's soul.
What? No broken appliances or beat-up couch on the front lawn of the gingerbread house? I'm disappointed.
Ron
Ron
They are all out yonder in the back of the "house"
They don't want any unsightly mess to distract from the beauty of the front of the house.
They don't want any unsightly mess to distract from the beauty of the front of the house.
toggleswitch
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On the ginger-bread house: WHAT? No propane tanks?
How can one tell front/back?
Visible waste/sewer line connection?
How can one tell front/back?
Visible waste/sewer line connection?
No silly!!
The door. YOu know them there things are kinda spensive so they only have one in the Front!!
The door. YOu know them there things are kinda spensive so they only have one in the Front!!
jasonl
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How to tell the front from the back
The front door has steps, the back door don't, 'cuz no one uses da "bag do" anyway.
The front door has steps, the back door don't, 'cuz no one uses da "bag do" anyway.
toggleswitch
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Back door guests are best.
Well there ya go.
Any place I have ever been in has a back door.
Well there ya go.
Any place I have ever been in has a back door.
Are we still talking about the trailer?
I know, I know. Someone had to beat Steve to it. LOL!
I know, I know. Someone had to beat Steve to it. LOL!
toggleswitch
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Only her hairdresser knows for sure.........
*LOL*
Naughty naughty! (WEG)
*LOL*
Naughty naughty! (WEG)
washerboy
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Coon supper
I was a little surprised to see the nail gun killing; but probably not uncommon..sure lots of those kids parents thought the teacher was doing what he was being paid to do. A lot of the smaller district around the state actually close school for the opening of deer season.
For those of you that would like to travle to the "natural state" I'll be glad to find out when the annual coon supper is in the big city of Gilette Arkansas....from what I've heard is an "all you can eat". They actually sell frozen coon at Wrights Market on Battery Street in Little Rock....yummm...lol!!!
Hey Chachp where in little rock are you?..Hillcrest here...jmirawm...where's Barling?
I was a little surprised to see the nail gun killing; but probably not uncommon..sure lots of those kids parents thought the teacher was doing what he was being paid to do. A lot of the smaller district around the state actually close school for the opening of deer season.
For those of you that would like to travle to the "natural state" I'll be glad to find out when the annual coon supper is in the big city of Gilette Arkansas....from what I've heard is an "all you can eat". They actually sell frozen coon at Wrights Market on Battery Street in Little Rock....yummm...lol!!!
Hey Chachp where in little rock are you?..Hillcrest here...jmirawm...where's Barling?
Oh, Maggie
Speaking as a vegetarian here, I think you kind of have to put things in perspective. I'm German, but I grew up in Colorado and have spent a lot of time in New Mexico, Wyoming (yee-haw!) and a summer in Montana.
Never, not once, did I encounter a Native American who believed in or followed all that super-spiritual stuff. Not once.
Near as I can make out, the Native American peoples were/are just like all the rest of us.
Gah, I can't abide this pseudo-holier-than-thou stuff ascribed to "native" cultures.
If you want to object to teaching poor children how to kill and skin a useful source of protein, go right ahead. But, please, don't gussy up history to do so.
I read yesterday that many US schools are now forbidding Thanksgiving celebrations so as not to offend the sensibilities of their Native American students.
Can you say Abraham Lincoln and something positive to rally the country around? Sure you can. Or you could, if your teachers were still able to teach you.
Americans are basically sensible people. When did all this political correctness bull-shit take hold?
Before I get off me soapbox, anyone who has ever lived in the countryside - Germany or the US (I have in both countries) knows that the only good raccoon is a dead one. If I really hated someone, that's what I'd give them - a pregnant raccoon.
Speaking as a vegetarian here, I think you kind of have to put things in perspective. I'm German, but I grew up in Colorado and have spent a lot of time in New Mexico, Wyoming (yee-haw!) and a summer in Montana.
Never, not once, did I encounter a Native American who believed in or followed all that super-spiritual stuff. Not once.
Near as I can make out, the Native American peoples were/are just like all the rest of us.
Gah, I can't abide this pseudo-holier-than-thou stuff ascribed to "native" cultures.
If you want to object to teaching poor children how to kill and skin a useful source of protein, go right ahead. But, please, don't gussy up history to do so.
I read yesterday that many US schools are now forbidding Thanksgiving celebrations so as not to offend the sensibilities of their Native American students.
Can you say Abraham Lincoln and something positive to rally the country around? Sure you can. Or you could, if your teachers were still able to teach you.
Americans are basically sensible people. When did all this political correctness bull-shit take hold?
Before I get off me soapbox, anyone who has ever lived in the countryside - Germany or the US (I have in both countries) knows that the only good raccoon is a dead one. If I really hated someone, that's what I'd give them - a pregnant raccoon.
Charles,
I hope I was not too horribly awful in that last posting. I apologize for my insensitivity. I don't doubt for a moment that you take animal rights seriously.
We are probably closer in the way we live than most folks here...just approach things from a very different perspective.
Again, I do apologize for my harshness.
Keven (panthera)
I hope I was not too horribly awful in that last posting. I apologize for my insensitivity. I don't doubt for a moment that you take animal rights seriously.
We are probably closer in the way we live than most folks here...just approach things from a very different perspective.
Again, I do apologize for my harshness.
Keven (panthera)
So if you had to name that lovely couple above what would their names be... here's two examples
Randy & Raylene Tibbs and their dog Dawg
Lonny & LouAnne Pickitt and their dog Dogg
Randy & Raylene Tibbs and their dog Dawg
Lonny & LouAnne Pickitt and their dog Dogg
perc-o-prince
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Thayts Lerleen. She lives 'round yonder of Cletis' trailer dwellin'.
Seriously, it would be more like:
"Dogg, and his feeders." Those higher on the evolutionary scale get named first! And named!
Wee Haw. Smack a chicken! Don't know why I just thought of this, but isn't Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader on tonight?
Seriously, it would be more like:
"Dogg, and his feeders." Those higher on the evolutionary scale get named first! And named!
Wee Haw. Smack a chicken! Don't know why I just thought of this, but isn't Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader on tonight?
perc-o-prince
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And, yes Brett,
of course it's fake. She's wearing white and I don't see a big red hem!!! They musta had one a them city dwellerz photy shop it out! Smack me another chicken!!!
Chuck
of course it's fake. She's wearing white and I don't see a big red hem!!! They musta had one a them city dwellerz photy shop it out! Smack me another chicken!!!
Chuck
Of course,
there is the terribly important question...a couple weeks down the road, when Darlene comes home from the Loaf 'n Jug early and finds Daryl in bed with another woman...
and she divorces his sorry hide...
Are they still...
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Brother and Sister?
there is the terribly important question...a couple weeks down the road, when Darlene comes home from the Loaf 'n Jug early and finds Daryl in bed with another woman...
and she divorces his sorry hide...
Are they still...
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(wait for it)
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Brother and Sister?
jmirawm
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Washerboy......
Barling is right outside of Fort Smith. About 2-3 hours from LR I believe.
Barling is right outside of Fort Smith. About 2-3 hours from LR I believe.
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