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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend
Anyways, it's too dark to read inside of a dog.
Groucho Marx~
 
Meister Eckhart

‘The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won’t let go of life, your memories, your attachments. They burn them all away. But they’re not punishing you, he said. They’re freeing your soul. So, if you’re frightened of dying and… and you’re holding on, you’ll see devils tearing your life away. But if you’ve made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth.’

A paraphrase of quote by Meister Eckhart
as spoken at the end of the film
Jacob’s Ladder
 
"Every man who goes about with Merry Christmas on his lips should be boiled in his own pudding and buried with a stake of holly through his heart, Christmas, bah, humbug!" Ebenezer Scrooge.
I really do like Christmas though, just like the quote. Gary
 
All You Need to Know to be a Plumber

1.) Hot on the left
2.) Cold on the right
3.) Water won't run uphill without a pump
4.) The boss is an SOB
5.) Friday is payday

attrib.: "Wally", construction layout man DMWS Lake Huron Station, 1971
 
Here's a timely one:

"When you're out of chocolate, you're out of candy."

--My dad.

And I couldn't agree more!
 
If you haven't wised-up by the time you are 40, forget about it.

The only problem you Americans have is that you have too much and always want more.

Do you have a plate of food in front of you? Then say "Thank you G-d" and stop whining. Others don't even have that.

A car is like a woman, needs money and attention and brings problems. Forget the car and the women, go to school learn letters (i.e. get educated)so that when you walk through the door they will say, aha there is Mr. Steve....... All of those other things will come.

-Pappou (granadpa) Kostas

He lived alone in America for 12 years to scrape up the funds to bring the family over. Lived alone 20 years after grandma died. Never complained about anything or anyone.

He sang at his grandson's wedding (my cousin) and three weeks later left his body behind for better place.

Thank you for your sacrifices to bring us all a better life.
May your memory be eternal.

And as he always used to say, if I only had my last/latest thought (way of thinking) first...........
 
"Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you deal with it."

I read that somewhere and it has always stuck with me.
 
"If you don't have something nice to say about someone, come sit by me!"--From "Steel Magnolias"

"Ted Casablanca is not a fag! And I'm the dame that can prove it!"--From "Valley Of The Dolls"
 
Some men see things as they are and say Why? I dream things that never were and say Why not?

Robert F. Kennedy

The Hip Hop generation is being taught byt he hip replacemnt generation.
Joseph Anthony Myers

jamman_98
Joe
 
"There may be trouble ahead
But while there's moonlight and music
And love and romance
Let's face the music and dance."

-I. Berlin
 
You know what burns my ass?........A flame about 3 feet high!!!

Dolly Parton......Best little whore house in texas
 
i should have known you'd know where to find to boys AND the booze!!!

Faye Dunaway....Mommie Dearest....Joan Crawford
 
A human being should be able to change a diaper,
plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship,
design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts,
build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders,
give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations,
analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer,
cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
...Specialization is for insects.
-Lazarus Long

"If somebody loves you - you're the luckiest man in the world.
If somebody needs you - well, what else could you want?
'Cos "lovers" come and go, and I think you know just what I mean.
But real love ... you know the difference right away."
Mike Smith - Dave Clark 5
 
"We have nothing to fear but fear itself"

- Franklin Delano Roosevelt

"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."

- Dorothy Parker

“Beware of men who cry. It's true that men who cry are sensitive to and in touch with feelings, but the only feelings they tend to be sensitive to and in touch with are their own.”

- Nora Ephron

"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies in the final sense a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed."

- Dwight Eisenhower.

“I think your whole life shows in your face and you should be proud of that.”

- Lauren Bacall
 
"More than at any other time in history, we all face two roads. One leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total annihilation. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly."

"The world is divided into two types of people, the miserable and the pathetic. The miserable are like most of us, handling lifes ups and downs, struggling to make a living, dealing with our shortfalls, phobias, low self-esteem, and shattered life dreams. The pathetic are people with terminal illnesses, debilitating diseases, addictions, homelessness, starvation, and mental challenges.
When you think about it this way, you should thank God every day that you're just miserable."

Both quotes from Woody Allen
 
From the movie: The Cutting Edge

Doug: Look, from the first day I walked into your rink, you've been treating me like a hired hand! Then one night, you get drunk, and I'm supposed to roll over and thank my lucky stars? Sorry, I don't downshift that fast!

Kate: It's in
Doug: It's out
Kate: It's in
Doug: It's out!
Kate: It's in!
Doug: What difference does it make?
Kate: The difference is... I'm in the mood to kick a little ass.
 
I always knew Mia was immature. During our honeymoon she came into the bathroom while I was taking a bath, and she sank all my ships!

Woody Allen
 
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