Your favorite quotes~

[pumper]

Blanche, you aren't ever gonna sell this house. And you aren't EVER gonna leave it.....EITHER!

Baby Jane Hudson

 

[red_october]

"Money isn't the key to happiness. But if you have enough money, you can get a key made."

"An Idealist is someone who, upon noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make a better soup."

"Memory is like an orgasm. It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it." -- Seymore Cray, on virtual memory

"Arguing with stubborn people is like mud wrestling with a pig. Eventually you realize the pig likes it"

 

[red_october]

The Bene Gesserit Litany against Fear:

I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.

[From DUNE]

 

[Brent-Aucoin]

You're only as good as your last impression.....

 

[frigilux]

"Either that wallpaper goes, or I do."

---Oscar Wilde, on his deathbed

 

[kenmore58]

"God helps those who help themselves" Something my mother used to say to me. I guess that's what made me such a hard worker.

Ron

 

[toggleswitch]

and that don't mean shop-lifting, neitha!

 

[petek]

"Old friends are gold friends" from my mom, from wherever.

"Your bankbooks your best friend" from my grandma.

 

[mistereric]

Hanlons Razor

Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.

 

[hoover1060]

from an unknown

"tis hard to soar with the eagles when you roost with turkeys"

 

[panthera]

O'Leary's Law:

"Murphy was an optimist."

Dave, are you a Heinlein fan?
Me, too!

 

[washendry]

Quotes


I Love My Country, I fear my Government! G Washington

Kim

 

[jmirawm]

Madonna

Nothing really matters
Love is all we need
Everything I give you
All comes back to me

 

[brettsomers]

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[red_october]

Heinlein...

I love Heinlein. I could just post about 90% of The Notebooks of Lazarus Long here if we're talking about quotes

 

[pturo]

I just made this up

"Always choose love over money. It is better to be poor with a rich heart than rich with a poor heart."

 

[pturo]

Tallulah Bankhead

"Is my husband queer? I don't know, he never tried to suck MY dick."

 

[pturo]

To the Moral Majority

"I very much doubt Jesus would be Republican"

 

[pturo]

To the Moral Majority

"I very much doubt Jesus would be Republican"

 

[retroguy]

One of my all time favs....

Just STICK your fingers down your throat, HACK off your tits, KEEP taking the tablets and DON'T come BACK until you're LOOKING like SOMETHING, you know!? Patsy Stone - Absolutely Fabulous =)

 

[pturo]

Patsy Stone

"I do fashion, editorials, very important work. With one word from me, I could raise hemlines so high, all the world's your gynocolgist"

 

[retroguy]

pturo...

Patsy rocks, doesn't she!? =)

 

[andrewinorlando]

What goes around, comes around......

 

[pturo]

Patsy is amazing. She is a female/ female impersonator. What's not to like, she is reed thin, drinks all day, smokes, snorts cocaine, parties into the morning and gets paid to do a job she can't remember where the office is, she goes there so little. In other words, Patsy is really allegorical(shit, identical) to a gay man playing the circuit with a great job in fashion.