washerboy
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I personally do not shop at wal-mart unless it's a absolute must. They closed all their stores here in mid-town and it's a road trip..by the time I figure gas and time...there's no savings..not to mention I'm an imposition on the employees. Thought I'd share a story my cousin e mailed me awhile back.
A lady purchased a toaster from K-Mart; she took the toaster home and proceeded to make toast. For whatever reason the appliance did'nt work. Naturaly the lady return to K-Mart toaster in hand. Apparently they were no more toasters like the lady purchased so she asked for her money back.
The customer service clerk stated to the lady she would need to return the toaster to the manufactor. The lady replied "I just bought it this morning"..sorry the clerk replied.
The lady in a loud voice said "Pinch my nipples, Pinch my nipples"..the clerk was shocked and customers that heard her stopped to see what was going on. The lady then asked for her money back again..and again the clerk had the same reply. The lady in even a louder voice than before said "Pinch my nipples pinch my nipples"...Now by this time the clerk was beside herself and called for the store manager. When the store manager arrived at the customer service desk the lady detailed by problem. The store manager did'nt want to take the appliance back so the lady resorted to her "pinch my nipples" spill. The manager ask her "why do you keep saying that" (by this time there was a large gathering at the service desk) the the lady replied "When I'm getting screwed I like to have my nipples pinched". The manager promptly refunded the money.
I wished I'd known this story before I tried to return an iron to Wal-Mart. They did'nt want to take it back. What the really pissed me off was the clerk was on a cell phone when I approached the service desk...rather than letting me know she'd be with me in a moment..she turned her back and leaned up agist the counter...and yes!!! I showed my county white trash butt!!!!. Ya'll have a good one!!
mark
A lady purchased a toaster from K-Mart; she took the toaster home and proceeded to make toast. For whatever reason the appliance did'nt work. Naturaly the lady return to K-Mart toaster in hand. Apparently they were no more toasters like the lady purchased so she asked for her money back.
The customer service clerk stated to the lady she would need to return the toaster to the manufactor. The lady replied "I just bought it this morning"..sorry the clerk replied.
The lady in a loud voice said "Pinch my nipples, Pinch my nipples"..the clerk was shocked and customers that heard her stopped to see what was going on. The lady then asked for her money back again..and again the clerk had the same reply. The lady in even a louder voice than before said "Pinch my nipples pinch my nipples"...Now by this time the clerk was beside herself and called for the store manager. When the store manager arrived at the customer service desk the lady detailed by problem. The store manager did'nt want to take the appliance back so the lady resorted to her "pinch my nipples" spill. The manager ask her "why do you keep saying that" (by this time there was a large gathering at the service desk) the the lady replied "When I'm getting screwed I like to have my nipples pinched". The manager promptly refunded the money.
I wished I'd known this story before I tried to return an iron to Wal-Mart. They did'nt want to take it back. What the really pissed me off was the clerk was on a cell phone when I approached the service desk...rather than letting me know she'd be with me in a moment..she turned her back and leaned up agist the counter...and yes!!! I showed my county white trash butt!!!!. Ya'll have a good one!!
