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Does this so-called laundry "expert" think we're stupid? Maybe we're stupid for using long cottons cycles and doses of detergent that correspond to the line. Maybe we're stupid for using softener properly. Am I missing something? Maybe we're stupid for using various temperatures, whether cold, warm or hot depending on color. Maybe we're stupid for using chlorine bleach on whites. Do I look stupid? Maybe I'm too stupid for using long cycles to have brilliant results. Somebody, please tell me that none of us are stupid. Maybe they're stupid.
 
Is he talking about top loaders, or front loaders, large, or small capacity washing machines, liquids, or concentrated gels, or is it 2 tablespoons and a quick wash fits all.

I wouldn't know about US machines that his advice is intended for, but the quick wash on ones sold over here are usually designed for very lightly soiled, small loads. The quick wash (mini 30) 30°C 30 minute wash on mine is for a maximum of a 2kg load and is really intended to freshen up something you need in a hurry, not for a full (7kg) load of heavily stained laundry.

If washing machine manufacturers could get the same results with a short wash and it actually used less electricity, they would. It would improve their energy efficiency rating which would boost sales.

His 2 tablespoon detergent dosage would barely be enough of most detergents for a 4-5kg (front load) washing machine. Using that much in a top loader with lots more water surely won't wash.
 
Express Cycle?

So when washing in my Maytag Wringer, recommend agitation times are usually 3-5 minutes according to the manual. We all know why.
So would this dude tell me to reduce agitation time to 1 minute? Ya know..to get a “express cycle”
Also when using soap (that’s made for laundry use) in a top loader, the recommended amount on the box can be as much as 1/2 cup along with 1/4 cup borax or other additives.
How the hell is a TbLS of detergent or soap going to effectively reduce the service tension of say 17 gallons of water?
Where is his degree in chemistry?
What does his washing machine smell like??
Has he ever washed dirty overalls that someone had on after a days work on a farm?
 
to Stan.

I agree with you. And what bugs me is this so-called "study" he's done. Does he even have a clue what he's trying to tell us? Well let me tell you something. You cannot clean the dirtiest loads in an express cycle of 30 minutes or less. If I was at his house, I'd use the proper cycle, detergent, softener if desired, chlorine bleach with whites when required, and the right temps. As my dad would say, "We don't do lightweight washing around here." Screw his "methods". They don't work whatsoever.
Where is common sense? What does this stupid idiot not understand? If I have heavily soiled everyday laundry, then common sense says to me that more detergent and time is required. So what if it took more than an hour? So what if it took 2 or 3 hours? I can watch tv and do laundry at the same time.
Blasting disinformation that everything will be clean and sanitary on warm and express cycles lasting 30 minutes or less. It doesn't happen in the real world! Like we would follow his stupid advice! SMH! I get so angry that I don't even spell correctly at times. THIS PISSES ME OFF TO THINK THAT HIS ADVICE WORKS IS JUST DOWNRIGHT STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Signed, GELaundry4ever who is very angry seeing this stupid advice being pushed to the masses who will believe it and see it as the magic bullet. And to you Patrick Richardson, your laundry methods are so FILTHY! YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE RIGHT WAY TO DO LAUNDRY, AND YOUR STUPID IDIOCY IS GETTING PEOPLE RASHES AND SKIN PROBLEMS!!!! I'M SORRY IF I CALL YOU STUPID, BUT YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY STUPID!!!! GIVE ME A BREAK!!!! I'M DONE RANTING!!!! I TELL YOU. DONE! I'M DONE! I TELL YOU! DONE!!!! DAMN!

 
to stan

I don't drink, but thank you. It's stuff like this that really gets under my skin. Here's another link from the so-called laundry "expert". I bet I am more of a laundry expert than him. That really gets to me. Seriously.[this post was last edited: 2/28/2024-23:56]

 
Jerome

Just read all that ..
A lot to unpack there..and to try to be as fair as possible to him..
It’s true that if detergent can’t be rinsed out then it’s not effective..as it’s crucial that effective rinsing carries the detergent and dirt away and down the drain.
However what machine is not capable of rinsing more than two TBLS of detergent away? If it can’t, then there’s a problem with the machine!
Vinegar can work on a sweat stain in certain circumstances, but so will ammonia provided the fabric can withstand it.
Real soap can work very well to treat certain stains like grease or ring around the collar, but you certainly wouldn’t want to treat a coffee or tea stain with it! You’d have to remove those stains first before ever coming in contact with real soap.
Oxygen bleach can be very useful but as it’s been discussed here on the forum in length..the question always comes up as to how effective it is without an activator. And if I’m correct, P&G holds the keys to an effective activated oxygen bleaching system.
Mind you it’s not the all be all..if one got say hair color on a white terry towel, oxygen bleach will do little to lift the stain. In that case you need chlorine bleach to lift and fade the stain. If it’s a colored towel..you’re screwed.
Stay calm Jerome, no sense to get fired up about this dudes silliness LOL
Got to hand it to him, he found an audience and is making $ off it, and we’re talking about him! 😂
 
stupidity

It's his stupidity that gets me fired up. I have a feeling that this dude's disheveled appearance is due to how he washes his clothes. He must be in fantasy land. Maybe I'm stupid for using the longer cycles to get the job done right the first time. Maybe I'm delusional.
What lab studies does he cite? Why would you wash the toughest loads on an express cycle? You're not getting tough stains out in that short amount of time. I'm not buying any of this stupid crap.
 
to adam-aussie-vac

I think he wants us to use soap instead of detergent and insists on using express for everything, even super dirty stuff. And he insists that we put a ball of aluminum foil in the dryer and use vodka to freshen laundry.
 
insanity

This is just total insanity. How does he even sleep at night? What would the true laundry experts like us say?
Exactly, what stains does 2 tablespoons of soap flakes remove on an express cycle? I don't want my darks or whites in warm. Maybe I'm struggling to comprehend this stupid idiot bozo.
 
To launderess and Adam-Aussie-Vac...

Sorry if I rant on this subject so much. This subject is so annoying just to hear a so-called laundry "expert" just sit there and blast this stupid advice. Sorry for getting my blue jeans in a bunch, but this really agitates my nerves and sends them into the spin cycle. I guess he didn't get the memo that doing laundry like he's suggesting leads to horrible results and smelly machines.
Where did HGTV find this guy? If I was on that show, I'd put the machine on the proper cycle with the proper amount of detergent and softener if desired and chlorine bleach with whites if required. And of course, use the proper temps according to the color content. Darks on cold, lights on warm, and whites on hot and on normal wash cycle usually. If it's really duty, I'd use heavy duty if available. If not, I just simply switch the soil level to heavy duty and always on normal. If I continue to harp on this subject, it's because I am very particular about how I want my laundry done. That's why I prefer to do it myself. I am old school and I believe that some things are just better left alone. Laundry is one of them. Only thing should be done is sorting by color, soil and fabric and the proper cycle used.[this post was last edited: 2/29/2024-14:06]
 
Proper laundry procedures

Hi Jerome, you’ve now made 17 replies to this thread of only 32 replies total, most of your replies have not added any new information. This is why people are blocking you and don’t read your post, think about what you’re writing before you write it if you want to make an impact.

John
 
Let me think about this more...

First of all, I make sure I put the correct number of pods and amount of additives based on load size and not overload the machine. Second, I add scent enhancers if I want them real fresh, but not too much. Third, it's my own laundry, so I just stick to what I know best, which is a normal cycle. If I did an express cycle for everything even the largest, dirtiest loads, things will not go well at all. An example would be a full load of play clothes with ground-in dirt, farmers' clothes, or clothes from construction work. Another example would be smelly sports jerseys and football uniforms. If I tried what this so-called laundry guy is suggesting, chances are that the dirt would be baked into the fabric and bad smells will result, forcing me to redo them all over again.
Let's not forget about set-in stains like blood, chocolate, sweat, and ground-in dirt. The last time I checked, those require long washing and soaking times in cold or cool water to get out, maybe warm at the hottest temp maybe about 100 degrees Fahrenheit with a strong detergent like Tide or Persil and a long drawn-out normal or heavy duty cycle, or even a soak cycle. I've done this in my dad's Kenmore Elite front loader, where I put a blood stained pair of dark jeans in with other dark blue clothes on the normal/casual setting on cold and accelerated wash which is the equivalent of LG's turbo-wash with the soak option added as well.
What I'm saying is that 2 measly tablespoons of soap, not detergent, but soap won't work and especially with express cycles on the toughest loads, even the big, heavily soiled ones. 30 or less minutes, much less 15 minutes won't cut it, much less put a dent in trying to remove all the grit, dirt, grime, sweat, and odors somebody is trying to remove. I've been doing laundry since I was 7 years old, and I believe I'm not doing laundry wrong. I go by the manual and what I expect the washer to do, not a so-called "expert" that cites a flimsy study which only yields negative results and causes washers to smell stinky down the road. That's what I have to say.
Oh, one last thing. I don't see colors lasting the way this so-called "expert" is trying to tell us. Again, the contaminants that I just described are not being completely removed, therefore causing more laundry problems. Can you imagine walking around and receiving dirty looks because they saw you looking disheveled? What about somebody smelling your dirty laundry when you walk by them a few feet away. That would be completely embarrassing. This may be slightly off topic, but I can tie it in. I've smelled people's clothes smell so bad when they've walked around. I can just picture that wretched dreadful disgusting smell, and much worse with what this guy is suggesting. I can also imagine the sounds of clothes rustling around and that smell hitting you right in the face, causing me to cringe over it. They're probably screaming, "Help me, help me!"
 
Geez, Jerome. A majority of people on this site know more about laundry practices than the average Joe who walks down the street everyday. If people are that gullible to fall for whatever is put out there, then let them. They’ll end up eating slop and be up [CENSORED] creek for falling such dubious advice.
 
average gullible people

Who am I to tell these average gullible people how to do laundry? Maybe I, as well as others on here, know more about laundry than they do. Maybe I should let them believe what Patrick Richardson the so-called "laundry expert" is telling them. But the rest of us on here, we cannot be fooled. If I wanted to be bad at anything, it would be playing the drums, not doing laundry. Watch what happens when they say, "My washer is broken and isn't cleaning properly."
GEE. What were you doing? What were you using? I bet the answer would be, "Warm water and express cycle for everything, even heavily soiled laundry." They'll blame the manufacturer. I wouldn't want to be around people who smell or look filthy all because they listened to somebody who should've been disqualified from laundry. But if I did your laundry average joe or Jane, and I put it on the long normal cycle and the right temp, and the proper amount of real laundry detergent, fabric softener, and bleach when required, don't bitch. You ABSOLUTELY NEVER use just 2 table spoons of detergent in large, heavily soiled loads, and you never use the express cycle for absolutely everything. As Adam-Aussie-Vac and others have said, you're not having enough surfactants to allow the soap to do its job properly, let alone time for them to work effectively.
How do I know this? I've done experiments in my mom's machine and I've found that using the cotton/normal cycle on a typical load of clothes yields optimal results. I just change the temperature depending on color content. Besides, the washer has an intermediate spin between wash and rinse cycles. I want the soap spun and rinsed out properly. I want the softener to be mixed thoroughly too during final rinse. And I want the dirt and funk completely washed out, even with strong scented laundry detergent and fabric softener at all temps. I don't care how long it takes, as long as I get real results. I don't have time to be walking around like a homeless person. I can picture skin complaints and rashes rolling in like a fog.
 
GE Laun', and the rest at AW.org:

 

Then why keep beating a dead horse?

 

We have threads tons more positive and much more problem solving then any of our heated arguments here will even line-dry any laundry...

 

Moving on and being like "I'm Done" is what here and the other thread we've got going on this same subject is what I hereby now intend to do...

 

 

 

-- Dave
 
beating a dead horse

I keep beating a dead horse so that the average Cody or Kari will one day get through their thick skulls that what a so-called laundry expert is suggesting just plain doesn't work. Look at how many people have so many laundry woes. And by listening to this guy, it's only gonna get much worse from here in the near future. Wait, I think it's already happening now.
 

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