Hee-hee!
Yes, my puppy-dog eyes did all the talking.

You can't take me anywhere.
I agree, it's a very stylish machine (I was hoping to see a "body by Pininfarina" sticker on it somewhere), and attractively priced for all the features. And, if you weren't running it ragged with things like dirty dishes or what have you, it'd be a good performer. It is still, I insist, a hell of a lot better for the $180 than you'd be getting with a comparably priced plastic GE turbine-pump machine with bottom wash-arm and tower and no filtration whatsoever (or a Whirlpool DuraWash unit with similar restrictions). Plus, its energy consumption rating is actually extremely low.
Its construction was very reminiscent of an Asko--fully enclosed on all sides, albeit with VERY thin-gauge sheet metal (trying to find a spot to safely lift it without bending-this or breaking-that was challenging). The machine was quiet and seemed to wash well (Greg's annotations notwithstanding).
The racks were funky but well thought-out in most respects, though they were coated with what felt like pool-deck coating. It was gritty and not evenly applied, and the racks came pre-nicked in places. (I'm certain they would have met an early demise.) We both thought the racks were an interesting amalgamation of Miele and Asko design (Miele for the V-detents at the perimeter that held the plates [and did so very well], and Asko for the slanted grey insert in the bottom rack).
It truly needs a constant rinse--desperately--and the QA people (making the grand presumption that there were any) need to spot-check the wash arms and remind the assemblers that you really should sand off all the extra plastic flashing after you pop the halves of the wash-arm out of the mould (each and every machine we encountered had "fuzzy wash-arms," as I termed them, and I spent ten minutes sanding Greg's before we used it).
The fitting of the top-rack arm to the water supply tube was nothing short of astonishingly bad, even though the lockring mechanism that held it in place was clever. The wobble factor was ludicrous and made me wonder if--charged with water--the thing would crash against the top rack as well as tall items in the bottom as it spun (or attempted to do so).
Nevertheless, it was an energy-efficient, stylish machine for a pricepoint where the competition was nothing but crud by comparison, and I was really pleased to see incorporated water-softening too (something that, like Greg, I hope comes standard in the future).
Though I have no idea how Merloni Elettrodomestici and Menard's got together on this (someone must have found a shipping container somewhere and said to themselves, "Oh, wow, I totally forgot about these!"), since we can't find Ariston dishwashers anywhere else (and the machine came with a notice that the original distributor had gone bankrupt, and thus, the warranty actually could not be honored), it was a fascinating aside and a fun little thing to play with, for certain...