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One of the tricks I do is to sprinkle pet flea powder on the carpet, then vacuum it into the bag. Probably kills other things that would be in the dust bag, too
 
Speaking of mice....

I bought a couple of those glue traps a few days ago. ( so much for my built in mouser=THE CAT.) These were the ones with the peanut butter scent.

It caught one in the middle of the night and by the next morning this poor thing was barely struggling to keep alive.

I will never use one of those traps again. An old fashioned snap trap does the job quickly, though it seems cruel no matter how you look at it. At least it is over instantly.

I don't hate the little critters, they jus don't belong in the house.

Pat
 
Creepy critters

I think what Bostonwash is trying to get at is Geckos. We have them here. On one hand they are good because they eat all the other bugs, but then they poop all over. Luckily, we don't have any geckos in the house because our kitty makes short work of them. I do have a bunch of geckos out on the lanai were they poop all over my washer and dryer. If you look closely at gecko poop, you can see that it is nothing but a dried up, squished up roach. (Gee, hope no one is trying to have a snack at their computer)

My cat would be delighted if we had a mouse in here.

The thing I always used to use for apartment roaches was a mixture of flour, powdered sugar, corn meal and borax. I used this in an apartment I lived in once and never saw another one there.

Picked up a used dryer here recently and in the bottom was a dried out mouse carcass, where the mouse died by getting stuck in one of the holes in the dryer baseplate. It was like something from a horror movie!

Martha told me she killed a huge flying roach at her place and after she crushed it, the remains had a stench to it. Pooey!

Once, when we lived in Colorado (SW part of the state near four corners) I did janitorial work. A lady I knew rented this house out in the sticks and asked me to go clean it for her first. When I got there, found that every window on the 2nd floor of this old house had about a billion flys buzzing around. Took my vac, sucked em up. 10 minutes later, there would be another billion flies. Told the lady, she said "Oh, I guess I will have to plant some basil." Basil, hell! You need an exorcist honey!
 
EWWWWW.

My ex is, 6 foot 2 broad shoulders narrow waist "V" shape, pretty rugged, masucline deep voice, no mannerisims (outside the bedroom-) to speak of...but had a overly close bond to "the mutha" (only child).

This big "bruiser" was SO AFRAID of every little bug.. just like she was. Like "mutha" like "dotter".

Anyway I opened up a kitchen wall to rewire (a rented aparment!) and took the opportunity to dump mega-doses of boric acid in the open cavity. Later, out comes this HUGE (for this area) water-bug.

Sissy boy (that would be HIM! ahem...) ran for the hills and was screeching like a little school girls. I killed the bug with the yellow pages, but the smell, and the blood and the guts and the gore, I could not handle.

I killed it, He picked it up.

I also had the pleasure of throwing out the yellow pages and washing the floor.

The best part is the ex calling to mother to share a horror story.

Good riddance to bad rubbish-- sing it girls! I'm gonna wash that man right outta my hair.. --NEXT!

GROSS!!!!
 
HA!

Same deal with my downstairs neighbor, pretty-boy NYC cop.

(Technically that makes him the bottom).

We had to go under the crawl-space of his apt to fix something that would have taken the maitenance dept. weeks to get to.

Do you know the guy was scared SH _ _ LESS of the spider webs and leaves and potentially dead kittens/mice/birds. (We had wild cats there).

When I asked him in front of his wife, if he wanted to hold my hand, he turned beet red and she and I had to hold back busting out laughing.

YOU defend ME on the big bad streets of my city and carry a gun?

To quote the OTHER Steve R.. OH UH HUNNY PUHHLEEEEZE..
 
I'm SUCH a man...

Got that dreaded phone call..somthing smeels REALLY bad in your grandpa's apt.

So I went over there (the other side of the county) since I was closest to him besdies my mom and my uncle (daughter and son to him).

He had expired a week prior durning a heat-wave such as this.
The coroner was amazed at my composure (Frankenstein looks WAY better than what I saw). He asked me if I was in the medical profession, I answered truthfully that I was not (I was an accountant at the time). He was amazed and asked how I was able to cope with the sights and smells... (death is like roll-your-own funny cigs.. smell it once you know EXACTLY what is is). I simply siad I have to do this right now and I will process it all later..and sure enought I was royal mess later.

Now here is the interesting part. LISTEN UP!

I was Thursday night of an upcoming fourht-of July long weekend. EVERYONE dear to me was out of town except mom. WE called each other that night and asked "Did you hear from PAPPOU (grandpa)". No and no. However he had A/C only in the bedroom and was getting deafer by the minute, so it was normal for him to not hear the only phone that was in the living room. We sort of let it go... Then she giggled and said "Ya know I am cooking up a storm for no apparent reason..it's a vat of chicken soup and stuffed peppers. This is where it gets freaky...

I was cooking the same thing to feed an army on the hottest day of the year and for no good reason, there was nto a soudl who coudl possibley have come over to eat it..

ready.. "That is your grandpa's favorite meal..we should call him he'd laugh at how ridiculous we both are."

I belive he had just expired and was trying to tell us.

I got to him on Sunday... :-(

and yes there were tons of flies beating against his window screens to get to their meal..

He was in the living room with a cloth around his head (most likely rubbing alcohol on it to cool and comfort him. The a/c was still running in the bedroom with the door firmly closed.

I knew i was a "real man" right then and there when Ii saw the shell of grandpa.

PS my uncle and my mother collapsed; and I would not let them see the body, the coroner had the police force them out without so much as a peep/peek.

Sorry to get so deep...
 
Awwww, that's so sad. I probably would have collapsed too. Though I did watch my dad die right in front of me. Talk about feeling helpless. Mom of course was in hysterics. Okay back on to Butch nelly bottoms and the tops who love them :)
 
Butch Nelly bottoms and the tops who love them...

Steve, you deserve your own "Ask Toggle" section here.

"I need to know more about about fixing my BD kenmore preferably by a butch nelly bottom. Can someone help?"

or

"I need suggestions removing certain stains left by a muscle bound mountain man I met in a bar last night. Any suggestions? Faithfully, Fannny Rumpf, Albany, NY.

and who wouldn't like to hear more about your Ex(and perhaps pix). :oP

You have a special skill.
 
Glue traps

I hate those dammed things-if you have to trap the mice-at least use a trap that kills them instantly.The snap ones still work well.The poor things suffer too much in the glue traps.At one radio station-a mouse was caught in a glue trap.He was making so much squeaking noises I thought the new transmitters blower bearings had gone out!!He was making more noise then the tranmsitter.I freed him with needlenose pliers and let him go outside-he skampered away quickly.I then rounded up all of the glue traps and when I bushhogged the tower feild the traps were chopped into bits.Used regular traps after that-and cleaned out the building of junk and debris.Sadly some mice would get caught in the bushhog as well. I know the critters are harmful-but they are cute.I do have a soft side for them.The bushhog also found a snake-couldn't tell what kind it was.
If you are in Florida and have "Alligator like" pest on the walls-it just may be baby 'gators-some momma gator may have a nest not too far from the house.They are getting more brazen and used to people.also in Florida they do have lots of critters there.Used to live there.
The protein eating mice sounds weird-Mice and rats are omnivores like us and will eat just about anything.Those "mice" may not be so cute after all.
 
AS for the meces...

I didn't mean to sound like I was into seeing any creature in pain. I think the old fashion snap traps are best too because it is over fast.
I just thought it looked kind of funny. But it is not a sustainable thrill, no worries.
 
other mouse traps

I beleive "Victor" may make them-they are minature "box" traps just for mice-that way you could catch the things and release them somewhere else-How-bout letting them go at a hated neighbors house?Or that big vacant feild.
 
QUOTE: Steve, you deserve your own "Ask Toggle" section here.

Not sure if a compliment! LOL, or if I need to get off the main boards! LOL


As much as I try to hold back, and stick to topic,there are moments that it all comes spewing out..

I have been told that some people look fwd to my posts and that they crack up laughing..

Hope this is true!

sign me,

BIG MOUTH NY-er
Steve
 
Did you know that that any starving cat or dog will eat their deceased owner when they become hungry?

They know it's not their master anymore!

Big mistake to put animals in that situation down....it is simply survival.
 
"I need suggestions removing certain stains left by a muscle bound mountain man I met in a bar last night. Any suggestions? Faithfully, Fannny Rumpf, Albany, NY.

Write to me off-line for a copy of "MASCULOUT"- a great spoof video that aired on national TV about just this "problem"

[email protected]
[email protected]

I would post it with a link but even I have my limits!
 

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