maytagbear
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Oh, Brett-
Julia wasn't the tramp. <U>That</B> was Suzanne!
Lawrence/Maytagbear
Julia wasn't the tramp. <U>That</B> was Suzanne!
Lawrence/Maytagbear
Classic Quotes
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"She had her nose fixed, and now her mouth won't work." Phyllis Diller.
"At this time in your life, you must choose between two paths. One leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total destruction. You must pray you have the wisdom to choose correctly." Woody Allen's speech to the graduates.
"Rarely is the question asked 'Is our children learning?'" George W. Bush
"At this time in your life, you must choose between two paths. One leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total destruction. You must pray you have the wisdom to choose correctly." Woody Allen's speech to the graduates.
"Rarely is the question asked 'Is our children learning?'" George W. Bush
maytagbear
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Another one from Uncle Oscar W.
"Only the mediocre are always at their best."
And one from Aunty Auntie Gertrude Gertrude Stein Stein Gertrude Stein:
"How easily we ask for what we are going to have."
Lawrence/Maytagbear
"Only the mediocre are always at their best."
And one from Aunty Auntie Gertrude Gertrude Stein Stein Gertrude Stein:
"How easily we ask for what we are going to have."
Lawrence/Maytagbear
brettsomers
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Beatrice Arthur, when told she reminded one of his grandmoth
"Im not your f@cking grandmother!"
"Im not your f@cking grandmother!"
You callin my mamma a ho?
Want comfort? Go to your mother, before someone else does.
Want comfort? Go to your mother, before someone else does.
washendry
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Quotes,
My Dad use to say this one,
"Do you want me to turn the light on so you can see who your
Talking to"
No sense in trying to get out of that one, you were caught!!
Kim
My Dad use to say this one,
"Do you want me to turn the light on so you can see who your
Talking to"
No sense in trying to get out of that one, you were caught!!
Kim
peterh770
Well-known member
"Be gone, before someone drops a house on you!"
Looking at things from different angles;
"There's more than one way to skin a cat..."
"There's more than one way to skin a cat..."
My Favorites
Here are some of my favorites
From Julia to Susanne "If sex were fast food you would have golden arches over your bed"
Rose "I have been thinking"
Blanche "Well that explains the bead of sweat"
I use that one all the time!
Me to my best friend Allison at graduation (at this point the ceremony was over and we had to go from the pavilion to the tent for a reception Harrison street which we were standing in the middle of, was shut down to cars and covered with a least 2000 people)
Me “come on we need to get into the tent”
Allison “WHAT!!! I thought we were in the tent??”
At that point pedestrian traffic around us stopped.
Allison’s boyfriend shouts “take her back she not done yet”
Last but not least my new hero Miranda Priestley “that’s all”
Donnie
Here are some of my favorites
From Julia to Susanne "If sex were fast food you would have golden arches over your bed"
Rose "I have been thinking"
Blanche "Well that explains the bead of sweat"
I use that one all the time!
Me to my best friend Allison at graduation (at this point the ceremony was over and we had to go from the pavilion to the tent for a reception Harrison street which we were standing in the middle of, was shut down to cars and covered with a least 2000 people)
Me “come on we need to get into the tent”
Allison “WHAT!!! I thought we were in the tent??”
At that point pedestrian traffic around us stopped.
Allison’s boyfriend shouts “take her back she not done yet”
Last but not least my new hero Miranda Priestley “that’s all”
Donnie
All You Need To Know To Be A Plumber
1.) Hot on the left
2.) Cold on the right
3.) Shit won't run uphill without a pump
4.) The boss is a son-of-a-bitch
5.) Friday is payday
* Courtesy of Wally (something), the construction layout man (surveyor) for F.H. Martin Co. in the summer of 1971, Lake Huron Station, Port Huron MI.
1.) Hot on the left
2.) Cold on the right
3.) Shit won't run uphill without a pump
4.) The boss is a son-of-a-bitch
5.) Friday is payday
* Courtesy of Wally (something), the construction layout man (surveyor) for F.H. Martin Co. in the summer of 1971, Lake Huron Station, Port Huron MI.
