Classic Quotes

[brettsomers]

did somebody say *Julia Sugarbaker*...LOL

that tramp could look OVER her eyeglasses and give a speech like nobodys business!

 

[maytagbear]

Oh, Brett-

Julia wasn't the tramp. <U>That</B> was Suzanne!

Lawrence/Maytagbear

 

[rinso]

"She had her nose fixed, and now her mouth won't work." Phyllis Diller.

"At this time in your life, you must choose between two paths. One leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total destruction. You must pray you have the wisdom to choose correctly." Woody Allen's speech to the graduates.

"Rarely is the question asked 'Is our children learning?'" George W. Bush

 

[maytagbear]

Another one from Uncle Oscar W.

"Only the mediocre are always at their best."

And one from Aunty Auntie Gertrude Gertrude Stein Stein Gertrude Stein:

"How easily we ask for what we are going to have."

Lawrence/Maytagbear

 

[brettsomers]

Beatrice Arthur, when told she reminded one of his grandmoth

"Im not your f@cking grandmother!"

 

[toggleswitch]

You callin my mamma a ho?

Want comfort? Go to your mother, before someone else does.

 

[washendry]

Quotes,

My Dad use to say this one,

"Do you want me to turn the light on so you can see who your
Talking to"

No sense in trying to get out of that one, you were caught!!
Kim

 

[peterh770]

"Be gone, before someone drops a house on you!"

 

[gansky1]

Looking at things from different angles;

"There's more than one way to skin a cat..."

 

[automagic]

My Favorites

Here are some of my favorites

From Julia to Susanne "If sex were fast food you would have golden arches over your bed"

Rose "I have been thinking"
Blanche "Well that explains the bead of sweat"

I use that one all the time!

Me to my best friend Allison at graduation (at this point the ceremony was over and we had to go from the pavilion to the tent for a reception Harrison street which we were standing in the middle of, was shut down to cars and covered with a least 2000 people)
Me “come on we need to get into the tent”
Allison “WHAT!!! I thought we were in the tent??”
At that point pedestrian traffic around us stopped.
Allison’s boyfriend shouts “take her back she not done yet”

Last but not least my new hero Miranda Priestley “that’s all”

Donnie

 

[nurdlinger]

All You Need To Know To Be A Plumber

1.) Hot on the left
2.) Cold on the right
3.) Shit won't run uphill without a pump
4.) The boss is a son-of-a-bitch
5.) Friday is payday

* Courtesy of Wally (something), the construction layout man (surveyor) for F.H. Martin Co. in the summer of 1971, Lake Huron Station, Port Huron MI.