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Love it. You're hot.
LOL!!!!
Love it. You're hot.
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jasonl
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You left out a time slot for sex.
Or is that between 12pm brunch and 2pm world takeover?
Or perhaps you mispronounced Quiche and the waiter was gay...
You left out a time slot for sex.
Or is that between 12pm brunch and 2pm world takeover?
Or perhaps you mispronounced Quiche and the waiter was gay...
Gay people can have sex? For Christ's sake why didn't someone TELL ME?!
You left out a time slot for...
That is one thing that is best when spontaneous.
after all spontaneous combustion is hottest........
That is one thing that is best when spontaneous.
after all spontaneous combustion is hottest........
jasonl
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Frigi
Now you do. Go, be fruitty and multiply (like that works) LOL.
(ducks and runs)
Now you do. Go, be fruitty and multiply (like that works) LOL.
(ducks and runs)
Can I get mine with a banana?
Now doesn't EVERYONE just like a juicy, moist refreshing and sweet fruit salad?
Now doesn't EVERYONE just like a juicy, moist refreshing and sweet fruit salad?
jasonl
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Make mine a taco salad
HEHEHEHE
HEHEHEHE
jasonl
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What naughty boys we are.
Lawd have mercy, coffee, washers, fruit salad and everything in between.
Lawd have mercy, coffee, washers, fruit salad and everything in between.
knitwits1975
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Redneck Wheel of Fortune.
knitwits1975
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Q: How are blondes similar to tornadoes?
A: They both start out with a lot of sucking and blowing, and then you end up losing your house!
A: They both start out with a lot of sucking and blowing, and then you end up losing your house!
knitwits1975
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A very ugly woman walks into Walmart with her two kids.
The Walmart Greeter asks, "Are they twins?"
The ugly woman says, "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they really look alike?"
"No," replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice
The Walmart Greeter asks, "Are they twins?"
The ugly woman says, "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they really look alike?"
"No," replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice
Y'all overlooked something. And since I am very experienced in working on the gay agenda I can state that according to those people the sex is in
#3) Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages.
#3) Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages.
knitwits1975
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New Orleans is back to normal!
At the end of a tiny deserted bar in downtown New Orleans sat a huge black man. He was having a few beers, when a short, well dressed, and obviously gay man walked in and sat beside him.
After three or four beers, the gay man got the courage to say a few words to the big black man. Leaning over towards him, he whispered, "Do you want a blow job?"
At this, the massive black man leaped up with fire in his eyes, and smacked the #$%&+ out of the gay man, knocking him swiftly off his stool.
He proceeded to beat him all the way out of the bar, before leaving him bruised and battered in the parking lot, and returning to his seat.
Amazed, the bartender quickly brought over another beer to the black man, and said, "I've never seen you react like that. What did he say to you?"
"I don't know," the black man replied. "Something about a job."
At the end of a tiny deserted bar in downtown New Orleans sat a huge black man. He was having a few beers, when a short, well dressed, and obviously gay man walked in and sat beside him.
After three or four beers, the gay man got the courage to say a few words to the big black man. Leaning over towards him, he whispered, "Do you want a blow job?"
At this, the massive black man leaped up with fire in his eyes, and smacked the #$%&+ out of the gay man, knocking him swiftly off his stool.
He proceeded to beat him all the way out of the bar, before leaving him bruised and battered in the parking lot, and returning to his seat.
Amazed, the bartender quickly brought over another beer to the black man, and said, "I've never seen you react like that. What did he say to you?"
"I don't know," the black man replied. "Something about a job."
brettsomers
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jasonl
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New Orleans
How do you stop a New Orleans meter maid from writing you a ticket? Throw her a chicken leg.
Ever watch the Dave Chappelle's show on Comedy Central. OMG. If he weren't black, it would be the most racist thing on TV. Now that guy knows how to make fun of all the races, including us honkies. Racial slurs and all. Now that's an equal opportunity offender.
How do you stop a New Orleans meter maid from writing you a ticket? Throw her a chicken leg.
Ever watch the Dave Chappelle's show on Comedy Central. OMG. If he weren't black, it would be the most racist thing on TV. Now that guy knows how to make fun of all the races, including us honkies. Racial slurs and all. Now that's an equal opportunity offender.
jasonl
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Redneck
Hey, is that Jerry Garcia? WOW! He's still alive! He faked his death like Elvis.
Just kidding.
Hey, is that Jerry Garcia? WOW! He's still alive! He faked his death like Elvis.
Just kidding.
