Favorite Saying or Expression

[pulsator-power]

Anyone have a favorite saying?
Mine lately seems to be "What's up?" or "What's new?"
or "What's going on?"
My grandmother, after she'd tell you all the news, would say
"So, that's it!".
Every so often, I'd hear "Six of one, half a dozen of the other"
Jerry

 

[gadgetgary]

Expressions

I work as a server in a very upscale restaurant. When I asked an elderly woman if she wanted a refill of her coffee, her response was.....'Does Orphan Annie have a cotton crotch'?????
I had never heard of that and my face turned red, but, we had a good laugh over that one.
Gary

 

[rickr]

What up!!

 

[appliguy]

These are my favorite expressions

I have a few favorite expressions that I have heard in various places over the years.

1. May I borrow you for a minute?
2. Don't make me get ethnic with you!!!!!
3. Don't make me reach out and touch someone!!!!!
4. Has someone snatched your brains???!!!!

PAT COFFEY

 

[agiflow]

"Talk to the hand"

 

[joeekaitis]

My custom-made bumper sticker:

Hoping for world peace
is like wishing everyone would
use their turn signals.

 

[davenp]

Get down off the cross honey, somebody needs the wood!

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?

Would you like to supersize for just $.39 more?

And my new favorite, which I find I could use daily when dealing with the ex-wife to be...
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

 

[DADoES]

"You know it yourself!"

"Boy, howdy!"

 

[goatfarmer]

what it is....

 

[foraloysius]

There is a point after which patience is not longer a virtue.

 

[drmitch]

Im like a mushroom, In the dark and covered with -----!

 

[retromom]

Fav Sayings....

Of course, we have lots o' sayings here in Texas. Here are a few of my favourites....

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger!(my personal fave)
He's all hat no cattle (all talk).
I'm as full as a tick on a dog's back.
Does a fat baby f*&t? (in response to a stupid question).

There's tons more, but I don't want your eyes to cross.

BTW Dave (davenp):

In response to your last saying....Baby, today I'm a walkin' stick of dynamite! ;-)

 

[laundromat]

Jumpin'butterballs
"I haven't seen this much excitement since the day my grandmother got her tits caught in the wringer!"
"If I was a dog and had a face like that,I'd have to shave my ass and walk backwards!"
"It's raining cats and dogs!I just stepped in a poodle!"
"Would you like to buy a vowel?"
"I'm sorry i got my mords wixed."
"My tongue must have been covering my eye teeth,I couldn't see what I was saying."

 

[jmirawm]

Talk to the hand ?

Talk to the booty, Cuz the hand is off duty !

 

[veg-o-matic]

Gosh all hemlock, Mr. Science!

Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit.

Well, spank me hard and call me Shirley.

 

[pulsator-power]

Wow, did't think I'd get that much response. See' I'm feeling lousey (caught a bug from my co-worker), and need some entertainment! Jerry

 

[angus]

One of my mother's favorites, although it might have been unintentionally funny - "Well, am I right or am I right?"

 

[Maytagluver]

that thing's not worth a pinch of sour apple S**t.
busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor.
he's so dumb, he thinks F*&@ING is a city in China.
the hurrier I go, the behinder I get.

I guess that'll do for now.

Love this site !!
Al

 

[pulsator-power]

How about:
He/she doesn't know his/her a@$ from a hole in the ground
or
He/she doesn't know his/her a^* from their elbow
(I wanted to cover all the bases)