Speaking of Flat on Your Back
Sophie Tucker Joke:
"The other day, I called up my Girlfriend Clementine and said Clementine, Harry just sent me a dozen roses."
Clementine replied "Oh Soph,that's just great."
"Great?", I replied. "Do you realize Clementine that i am now going to have to spend the next three days on my back with my legs in the air"?
"What's the matter, Soph, aint ya got a vase"?