Anti halloween
Some elementary school around here called uxbridge or upton or something, banned halloween because 2 radical christian loonies complained it interfered with thier nazi styled teachings. That is some solid teachings when a day of playful costumes and candy can upset their entire lifestyle. Get real!!
JasonL why are your parents so anti-halloween?
Me personally I am going as a Dirty-White-Boy. This is in contrast to my squeaking clean persona.
I was going to hand out halloween candy but I ended up sorting and then eating it all. (I don't feel to good) I should go lay down.
Then I realized the kids would never stop at my house because, according the police, my house was deemed condemned years ago. In fact they thought this was a local drug house! Imagine my shock after spending all this money to buy into this community. That explains the boards on the windows and the bums I kicked out when I moved in. Fer shur.
Then there was that damn squirrel that jumped out and bit me when I opened a kitchen drawer. I've done everything thing to get rid of it but it won't leave. It has an attitude. I've decided to just call it a non housebroken pet. Does anyone know what a rabies shot is?
Hopefully someday I'll be able to afford to have a sewer lateral put in. I am tired of draining my washer(and everything else) out onto the lawn.
Don't get me started on the cobwebs.
I got ta go. Those kids are throwing eggs at the house. I just want to go get the eggs from them. I'm so hungry. I just hope they are not roach eggs. EEeww but, well, food is food.
boooh booOOHh ~~Happy Hal~low~~EEN~~ everyone.
help, Jason Vorhees is after me wearing that ski mask.