Dear dear Momrose
So very sorry your loss.
Please don't leave. We--at least I --thought that Laundress, a good friend and member who's been here forever, made the mistake or prank of calling a Frigidaire a Whirlpool. I was busting her chops. Just having innocent fun. HONEST. I thought the whole thing was a huge practical joke, and I'm so sorry if you were hurt. Again, forgive me, and please stay. NO ONE was making sport of you.
I am mortified at the misunderstanding, since the Imperial Forum is one of the safest, friendliest places I know.