HIT PAY DIRT TODAY!

[sudsmaster]

PS-Isn't the housemate also selling off all the kitchen appliances, so he can replace them with contractor-grade GE BOL models?

 

[mickeyd]

What wonderful Secret Santas you hansdome elves are

Could I have the 51 Unimatic if it's the overflow model which think it is. Tempted to buy Marks 51 Double rinser, I promised to let someone else have it. See how generousity comes full circle. Now I'll get my preferred choice--and FOR FREE. Thank You all so much. If I leave now I'll be in Minneapolis for the 11 o'clock news. Will that work?

 

[frontaloadotmy]

I'd like something Velva Powered

Puhleeze!!

 

[bethann]

Hey Greg

Would you be a Dear and take the top off of the dishwasher for me?

It would look fab for a window in my nephew's clubhouse!

 

[bajaespuma]

Since were all going full-throtle sitcom here,

Can you imagine the look on the cops' faces when the thefts are reported?

 

[gansky1]

Whew! DONE!

It was a big job but we got done just in the nick of time. Don said he wanted a sample of the paint colors, so that took a while longer, but we're done and on the way back to his garage to unload and gaze at the fruits of our labor!

Good find, Don!!

 

[sudsmaster]

Well, now, that looks soooo much better!

So clean, and uncluttered.

Now they can have church bingo and bridge parties down there.

Isn't life wonderful?

 

[brettsomers]

Watchout!

 

[appnut]

Hey Greg, did you find any spare parts for those ol' relics you relieved the estate of? Boots for slant-front Westinghouse washers? Pulsators for those Frigidaire washers?

 

[launderess]

1-Adam12, 1-Adam12

Report of robbery and vandalism,corner of Fifth and Maine. Suspects seen loading "old appliances" and other household goods into a large semi-truck. Suspects seen speeding from the scene playing "ABBA" loudly.

 

[toggleswitch]

all that TWITCHING!

Said later, upon return from the sunshine state:

"Samantha are you epileptic, convulsing or are you really, really angry?"

 

[nmaineman36]

This is such a deliciously evil thread...could you even imagine if this were to happen and have the reaction on video...priceless.

 

[sudsmaster]

"Blood will flow."

- Reginald Perrin

 

[brettsomers]

"Clothes will tangle."

- Brett Somers

 

[~sudsshane]

Darwood~

I hear Endora screaming 300 miles away in Ft Lauderdale!!

Darwood, Dear.... You are going to be so SORRY when I return to Westport! lol!

 

[sudsmaster]

"Suds will lock"

- Winifred Whirlpoodle

 

[toggleswitch]

Heads will roll, heads will roll!

Do withces who go temporarily insane get their powers suspended?

 

[JerseyMike]

Robert will find new and creative uses ...

for clothesline rope. (Like I said, he grew up in New Jersey and we don't get mad we get even!)

Mike

 

[launderess]

I Didn't Do Nuttin! I Didn't Do Nuttin!

Was standing on the corner, minding my own bidness.

*LOL*

 

[toggleswitch]

~Robert will find new and creative uses ...
for clothesline rope.

Uh no I doubt it. Someone needs to show him the TRADITIONAL use first!

(Ducks and runs like hell!)

-who luvs ya baby?