Flintstonian. You created a marvelous word, there, Lawrence. A Yabba-Dabba-Doo-ism, as it were.
Too bad about the iPod, but you'll be able to get a lot of great reading material and CDs from Borders, so it's not a bad trade.
I've been trying to convince UPS to go with this catchy new slogan: "UPS--THE REAL SANTA®" but they're apparantly too concerned with upsetting the delicate balance of culture and belief to use it. Plus, I want half a million dollars for it. And not a penny less.
Having said that, I hope they find your niece's gift. Maybe one of the Brown Elves put it on the wrong truck and it just has to get sorted out.
Merry Christmas, Lawrence!