The Laundress is one of the great paradoxes of this website.
Of course we all want to know just who Laundress really is. Since we never will know, we'll just have to satisfy ourselves with choosing any of the following depending on how you feel, of course.
Laundress could be:
1 Judith Martin, Miss Manners (her style of writing inspires
this one)
2 A guy with a degree in Chemical Engineering
3 Martha Stewart
4 A black drag queen living in the Bronx who works in a laundry
5 A most fashionable Park Ave matron with a penchant for
laundry and assisting others.
6.The operator of a boutique style French Laundry.
Hmm, I think it's either 5 or 6.
Now Laundress, you could end all this speculation by telling us a little more about yourself.......